Author's note: The dialogue, with
necessary changes to fit with my canon, was taken from the original episode.
Enjoy.
Checkpoint.
No more than a week had passed by before Giles summoned the slayerettes to a meeting
at the Mansion on Crawford Street.
"Thank you all for coming,"
he began when drink and snacks had been dealt out and everyone was sitting quietly
around the double height living room. "I've had some rather, ... well, I've
had some news. It seems that the Council of Watchers has found some information
that may help us out."
"About Glory?" Buffy asked hopefully.
"Presumably," Giles replied. "We'll find that out when they
arrive. Could be very important."
"Arrive?" Buffy echoed
his word worriedly. "They're coming here? Now? Why do they have to come here?"
"Yeah, don't they have phones?" Xander argued. "Allo, Buffy,
here's some stuff we know, pip pip," he added, affecting a very fake British
accent.
"Yeah! Phones. See, I'd like them on phones," Buffy
added.
"Well, what's so bad about them coming here?" Tara
asked. "Aren't they good guys? I mean, Watchers, that's just like other Gileses
and Wesleys, right?"
"No, they're scary and horrible!"
Buffy informed her.
"They, well, they can appear a bit well, uh,
hard-nosed, but, uh, well, essentially, their agenda is the same as ours, they
want to save the world and kill demons," Giles defended carefully.
"Kill
the current demons, right?" Anya sought to confirm. "Current demons."
"Giles, I don't want them to come here," Buffy uttered softly.
"I don't trust them. Make them not come here."
"They're
probably already on their way," Giles informed her sadly. "Our old friend
Quentin Travers is heading up the delegation."
"They put
me through that test, and it almost killed me," Buffy remarked, referring
to the Cruicamentum, although she put herself through it to save Giles' job. "And
with all the troubles the hellmouth has thrown at us recently, honestly, I really
can't handle almost being killed right now."
"I don't like
the sound of this," Anya murmured. "They don't sound very ex-demon-compatible."
"It's all right for you, luv," Spike remarked, "at least
you're human. I'm still a vampire, and a very concerned one right now."
"Are you sure they're English?" Tara asked. "I thought English
people were, um, gentler, then, uh, normal.."
"Maybe it won't
be so bad this time," Willow offered.
"They are just coming
to give you information on Glory," Doyle added. "Chances are, it's the
sort that needs to be told face to face, that's all."
"They're
gonna screw everything up," Buffy replied. "They're gonna disapprove
of Angel, Spike, Doyle, wonder why I'm living with two vampires and a fifteen
year old girl. And then there's Glory. I don't need the Council looking over my
shoulder when I don't even know what we're dealing with."
"Well, that's precisely why we need to talk to them," Giles reminded her. "If the Council knows something about Glory, her agenda or her origins, then maybe it will help us get a, grip on what we're dealing with. Right now I think we're a bit lost."
While her enemies were in conference, Glory was the middle of a crisis herself,
tossing and turning in her richly upholstered bed coverings upon the floor before
that article of furniture, a high fever ruling her mortal shell.
The
doors banged open as Dreg and another minion dragged a hapless mailman inside
to alleviate their boss' pains. "Mistress, at last we've found one."
They threw him to the floor beside her.
"Look, don't hurt me,"
the mailman pleaded. "I beg of you, if you just let me go, I swear I won't
tell anyone."
Dreg pulled the victim upright. "Help her!"
he directed his assistant.
The minion assisted Glory towards the mortal.
"We're here for you, great one."
Glory put her hands up on
the mailman, as he cried his final words. "Oh, what is this? What the, what
the hell are you things doing to me?"
A stream of bright white
light streaked from her fingers, encompassing the victim's head, as sacrifice
and receiver screamed in agony and ecstasy until sanity was restored.
"Very
good, delicious," Dreg murmured in awe.
Glory fell back to the
floor, greatly recovered, brushing away any help. "No, I'm good. It's okay."
The mailman rose muttering insanely. "I know you're all always
looking at me. I can tell. Always tell. I can see. I, my hat, where's my hat?"
he wandered off.
Glory groaned and then laughed with relief. "Try
not cutting things so close next time, understood?"
"Yes,
we live to serve," Dreg uttered bowing.
"As always,"
the other uttered.
"Cool. Dreg, take this mess out with the rest
of the trash. And Jinx, you have something to tell me?"
"Indeed,
Glorificus," Jinx confirmed as he helped her up.
"Well, I'm
waiting," Glory fetched her mirror, and began cleaning up her appearance.
"We have found that the signs of the alignment are moving faster than
expected," Jinx reported.
"Meaning?" Glory queried.
"If you are to use the key, you must act quickly," Jinx explained.
"Fine," Glory put the mirror down. "I have been cooling
my heels in this crappy little town long enough. Sunnydale's got too many demons
and not enough retail outlets," she added, picking up a pair of shoes.
"All you need is the key," Jinx reminded.
"Yes,
and I bet Mousy the Vampire Slayer has an idea where it is," Glory mused.
"If I may remind your eminence," Jinx continued, "you don't
have much time."
Glory scoffed. "Baby, if that girl's the only thing between me and my key? I don't need much time."
The slayerettes were at the Magic Box when the deputation they were waiting for
arrived. Giles was engaged in helping Spike out with a serious magic user over
a certain purchase, when he was interrupted.
"Well, if you're
serious about these matters, all right," he remarked to the customer as he
handed her the book. "But you need to be very careful. Measure precisely,
and, please don't step ahead."
"No, he's quite right,"
a voice said, and Giles looked up to see Travers along with six other watchers
enter the shop.
Quentin Travers took one of the purchases from Giles
and studied the leather bound volume thoughtfully. "You wouldn't want to
do anything dangerous. Turn the wrong person into a badger," he smiled and
returned the book.
"Quentin," Giles greeted, "I didn't
realise you were here."
"Well, evidently," Travers returned.
"Been a while," Giles continued. "I see you've, uh, brought
some of our ... colleagues with you. Would you care to introduce us?"
"Well, first I thought we might catch up," Travers said pointedly.
Behind him, the watchers began exploring the store.
"Well,
certainly," Giles agreed. "This is the shop, obviously, owned by one
of Buffy's friends. We all help him out occasionally. I'll give you the grand
tour if you like."
"No, that's all right," Travers replied,
"I think I can see what you've been up to," he added disapprovingly.
"Buffy and I have been training a great deal these days," Giles
added. "There's a back room suited for such a ritual."
"Oh
yes," Travers uttered. "I thought perhaps you were keeping that space
for the really dangerous items that should be kept out of the public's hands.
Or maybe you don't worry about that."
"This is not my shop,"
Giles added.
"Most of this stuff couldn't harm anyone," one
of the male watchers remarked. "Incense, dime store trinkets ... but there
are some things."
"I'm sorry, who are you?" Spike asked
as he entered.
"There are some very potent elements here,"
one of the female watchers uttered, ignoring him. "Focusing crystals, runic
artifacts, an amulet of Cauldis... Also this statue. It's removal from Burma is
a criminal offence and when triggered, it has the power to melt human eyeballs."
"In that case, I severely underpriced it," Spike remarked.
Travers looked to him. "You are the owner, I take it?"
"Yes,
mate," Spike remarked.
"I apologise, but this is just for
the duration of our stay. I think you can see why."
"What
is just for the duration?" Giles asked.
The male watcher raised
his voice. "Magic Box shoppers! We're going to have to ask you to leave.
The store is, uh, closing early today."
"Terribly sorry for
the inconvenience," uttered another.
"Hey! Giles, what are
they doing?" Anya asked, concerned. "Customers! Please bring your money
back."
Giles glared at his boss. "You knew you were gonna
do this before you even saw the place," he uttered.
"I'm
sorry," Travers did not look in the least bit contrite. "It's just for
the duration of the Council's review."
"Council?" Anya
echoed. "You're the Council?" She dropped her annoyance. "Welcome
to our store. We're closed now. I'll be in the back." She exited the room.
"What review, Quentin?" Giles queried, a pit of unease growing
within his stomach. "Let's just stop a moment and talk about this."
Travers stopped Anya. "Miss, excuse me, you work here?"
"Yes
I do," Anya replied. "Ever since I moved here from south-eastern Indiana,
where I was raised by both a mother and a father."
"Anya,
just go," Giles advised. "You don't have to talk to him. Now tell me
about this review. No one said anything to me about this."
"Let's
sit down and talk about it over here," Travers directed.
They
gathered around the large research table, Giles eyeing each one of the watchers,
before directing a look to Spike, unspoken warning in his expression.
"You
all stand around and look sombre," he remarked to the others. "Good
job," he added wryly when they obeyed.
"You used to respect
us, Giles," Travers said. "You used to be one of us."
"You
used to pay me," Giles replied.
"Touché." Travers
sat down. "But you were on the inside once. You know what sort of resources
we command. We've discovered information about this creature, your Glory. Some
of it is clearly vital, the rest merely extremely disturbing. And it won't be
handed over until we're convinced that you and your Slayer are prepared for it.
Thus the review."
Giles put his hands on the table, his look about
to match his soft, yet deadly, Ripper voice. "I'm not having you put her
through another one of your insane tests."
"It's not a test,"
Travers replied. "It's a check of her methods. We need to know that this
information is safe."
"You can trust her," Giles assured them. "Buffy's come very far recently. She's acquired a remarkable focus."
At Sunnydale university, the slayer was applying some of that focus, to good use,
in the history lecture.
"Now, Rasputin was associated with a
certain obscure religious sect. They held the tenet that in order to be forgiven,
one first had to sin. Rasputin embraced this doctrine and proceeded to sin impressively
and repeatedly. The notion that he was in fact evil gained strength years later
when the conspirators who set out to kill him found it nearly impossible to do
so."
"Nearly impossible?" Buffy murmured.
The
professor caught the sound. "I'm sorry, there's a question?" he sighed
as the students all looked to the small blonde girl. "Miss Summers, of course."
"I, uh, about, you know, killing him," Buffy remarked. "You
know, they, they poisoned him and, and they beat him and they shot him, and he
didn't die."
The professor nodded. "Until they rolled his
body in a carpet and drowned him in a canal," he added.
"But
there are reported sightings of him as late as the 1930s, aren't there?"
Buffy queried thoughtfully.
"I can assure you there is near consensus
in the academic community regarding the death of Rasputin," the professor
replied.
"There was also near consensus about Columbus, you know,
until someone asked the Vikings what they were up to in the 1400s, and they're
like, discovering this America-shaped continent," Buffy countered, much to
the lecturer's annoyance. "I just ... I'm only saying, you know, it might
be interesting, if we .... came at it from, you know, a different perspective,
that's all."
"Well, I'm sorry if you find these facts so
boring, Miss Summers." the professor replied. "Maybe you'd prefer I
step aside, so that you can teach your own course. Speculation 101 perhaps? Intro
to Flights of Fancy?"
Buffy scowled, deciding to ask Giles later.
"I only meant-"
"What was it you were going on about
last week? Mysterious sleeping patterns of the Prussian generals? Now, some of
us are here to learn. Believe it or not, we're interested in finding out what
actually happened. It's called studying history. You can sit down now. Unless
you have something else to add, professor?"
Buffy smiled. "No,
thank you. But why don't you take this up with Mr Giles, later. I'm sure he would
be fascinated to learn your theories."
The professor coughed,
looking discomforted. The last time he had talked with Rupert Giles, he was forced
to rewrite an entire thesis. "Moving on to Rasputin's relationship with the
Romanov's," he continued.
The slayer let him waffle on, as she discreetly retrieved her cell, to see a message from Spike, announcing the watcher's arrival. Grimacing, she returned to class, silently strategising battle plans.
At Sunnydale General Hospital, Jinx rounded on a young intern anxiously. "Begging
permission to speak with you, sir."
"Don't touch me, you're
crusty," Ben replied as he was dragged into a store room. "What do you
want?"
"Oh, not me, the magnificent Glory," Jinx replied.
"She wants. She wants more information on the Slayer, she ... knows you know
her."
"The Slayer?" Ben echoed. "I don't know any
Slayer. Get away from me, you shouldn't be here."
"Oh, I
believe you do, sir," Jinx countered. "She's short, symmetrical, hair
on top? Buffy something."
"Buffy Summers is the Slayer?"
Ben sought to confirm.
"That's the one! Very clever of you, sir."
Jinx simpered.
"The Slayer," Ben murmured. "How does
Glory know this?"
"I do not know, I was not there,"
Jinx replied. "But the beauteous Glory said for you to tell us please, where
her dwelling is ... who her friends are..."
"Why?" Ben
countered. "So Glory can find her, do something to her?" he frowned.
"Why would I do that?"
"I don't know, sir, she just
said to tell you to do it," Jinx replied. "For her. That was her message."
"Well, I've got a message for Glory too," Ben replied.
At the Magic Box, Giles was finishing the tour of the back training room, trying
to muster some advantage over the Council delegation.
"We've been
developing sort of a, a hybrid fighting style ... let me outline her progress
for you and I think you'll see that your review isn't strictly needed."
Buffy opened the door, entered, caught sight of the watchers, and started
to exit once more. "Bad day. Bad, baaad...."
"Miss Summers,"
Travers called out. "Good to see you again."
Reluctantly
Buffy halted. "Mr. Travers."
"Giles has just been telling
us of your training regimen," Travers continued. "Perhaps you'll favour
us with a demonstration while we're here."
"Right now?"
Buffy frowned.
"No need to rush you," Travers uttered.
"They're staying a little longer than I'd anticipated," Giles
informed her.
We've already laid out our project for Mr. Giles."
Travers turned to one of his delegation. "Nigel?"
"It's
an exhaustive examination of your procedures and abilities," Nigel explained.
"We'll observe your training, talk to your friends..."
"Talk
to my friends?" Buffy queried.
"Yes, we understand you're
still taking civilians out on patrols," Travers added.
"Oh,
you've gotta be kidding me," Buffy murmured. "For your information,
my friends are quite capable of defending themselves, some even more so."
"Buffy, I can sense your resistance, and I don't blame you,"
Travers replied. "But I think your Watcher hasn't reminded you lately of
the resolute status of the players in our little game. The Council fights evil.
The Slayer is the instrument by which we fight. The Council remains, the Slayers
change. It's been that way from the beginning."
"Well, that's
a very comforting, bloodless way of looking at it, isn't it?" Giles remarked
scornfully.
"Giles, let me talk to Buffy, because I think she's
understanding me," Travers replied. "Glory is stronger than you. She's
a more powerful instrument, if you will. We can help you. We have information
that will help. Pass the review and we give it to you without reservation. Fail
the review, either through incompetence, or by resisting our recommendations..."
"Resisting your recommendations?" Giles growled. "She fails
if we don't do whatever you say! How much under your thumb do you think we are?"
"How much do you want our help?" Travers countered.
Giles
ignored him. "She's not your bloody instrument and you have no right to do
any of this!"
"Giles!" Buffy cautioned as the watchers
restrained him. He shook them off, glaring at every one of them.
"I
understand you think this is unfair," Travers remarked. "But there are
factors which should motivate you to go along with the review. Now, I don't want
to do this, but obviously we could shut this place down permanently."
"You can't do that," Buffy remarked. "You don't have that
kind of power over Spike. No one does."
"Of course we do,
and a great deal more," Travers countered. "In fact, if you insist on
fighting us, we'll arrange to have Mr. Giles deported within the day. Never set
foot in this country again. Now perhaps you're used to idle threats and sloppy
discipline, Miss Summers, but you're dealing with grownups now. Am I making myself
clear?"
Buffy folded her arms, inwardly pissed off. "Crystal," she replied.
At her apartment, Glory looked up to see her minion returned, and frowned at the
sight. "Jinx... hey, what's the deal with your face?"
Jinx
lifted his bruised face to view. "It's a message from Ben. He isn't going
to help."
Glory pored oil into her hands. "Isn't going to
help?" She mused.
"No." Jinx affirmed.
"All
he has to do is turn over that tiny squirming Slayer girl!" Glory cried as
she rubbed the oil into her skin. "I have business to do with her. If she
knows where I can start looking for my key... aah!" She pinched her forehead
in frustration before walking towards her minion. "Why won't he help? He
knows her. He could go to her ... he could talk to her ... he could seduce her
and bang the key out of her!"
"He is quite attractive,"
Jinx agreed.
"Well, of course he's attractive!" Glory cried.
"But he drives me insane. Know what I mean?"
"He drives
you insane?" Jinx queried.
"Yeah! That's it exactly!" she sighed against his chest. "Oh. Sweet lumpy minion. You're the only one that understands. Probably cause I haven't sucked your brain out yet. He makes me so mad... if I could just ... get my hands on him..." she curved her fingers as though she were about to grab his head.
He cringed in fear before relief swamped him as she dropped her hands. "You know? I'll just find her myself."
At the Mansion on Crawford Street, Giles paced the floor of the double height
living room, trying to regroup, while the slayer and her soulmate lounged on the
sofas in thought.
"It's a power play, that's what it is,"
Giles remarked. "It's about who has the power."
"I'm
guessing they do?" Buffy remarked. "Big power outage in Buffy county?"
"I should have set you loose on them, that's what I should have done,"
Giles realised.
"Giles, that Travers guy is like sixty. I can't
hit him," Buffy argued. "Can I?" She asked suddenly hopeful.
"I suppose not," Giles uttered. "Well, I could. I think
I will."
"Can they really do the stuff they threatened?"
Angel asked him. "Kick you out the country?"
"In a heartbeat,"
Giles sighed as he took off his glasses for a clean. "See, the rough stuff,
they're all right out there, a bit ham-handed, but they get it done, but, uh ...
this stuff, the, uh, bureaucracy, the pulling of political strings, they're the
best in the world. They can kill you with the stroke of a pen. Poncy sods."
He put his glasses aside before he broke them from the vigorous cleaning.
"Am I gonna be able to get through this review?" Buffy asked
softly.
Giles sat down opposite them. "I suppose they'll make
it as difficult as they want to. The physical stuff could be a bit of a challenge."
"That's not what I'm worried about. It's the other stuff," Buffy
confessed. "Examining decisions I've made. I mean, twice now I've been within
slaying distance of Glory, and twice she's kicked my ass without even tensing
a muscle. And I haven't been able to figure out ... what she is, or anything about
her except that she wants the key, which I have, and I can't even figure out if
it's okay for me to tell anyone that."
"Buffy, no one could
have done any better than you," Angel assured her.
"But no
one else is gonna be asked the questions that I can't answer," she replied.
"They're gonna expect me to be like a Slayer and, and know stuff, but I'm
just me and I don't know anything, and they're gonna go away, and they're not
gonna tell me how to fight Glory, and I'm not gonna be able to protect Elita."
"Buffy, calm down," Giles replied. "The scandal here is
not anything you've done wrong, it's the way they're behaving. Holding what they
know hostage with a gun pointed at my bleeding green card, no less. It's humiliating."
"Also smart," Buffy mused. "They picked the perfect thing.
I can't lose you."
Giles smiled at that. "Thank you."
"I guess I should be getting ready. What do you think it'll be like, I mean, how do you think they'll start?"
"Agility, clarity, stamina and strength, these are the qualities that the
Slayer must possess to do her job," Travers recited as he paced around the
training room the next day.
"What came after agility?" Buffy
pretended to be confused.
Giles looked at them, puzzled. "If you
want her to attack the dummy-"
Travers shook his head. "No,
no. Philip will attack the dummy. The Slayer's job is to protect it. Do you understand?"
Buffy nodded. "Protect the dummy."
"As if it
were precious," Travers continued. "Now, getting the best of Philip
will require agility. Listening to my instructions at the same time, that will
demonstrate clarity. And stamina and strength will win the long fight. Good luck."
"Instructions?" Buffy queried.
Travers wrapped a blindfold
around her. "Yes, I'll be telling you what to do, how to counter Philip's
attack. We assume you're familiar with the Japanese names for aikido and jiu-jitsu
moves."
"Japanese?" Buffy questioned, looking at Giles.
"And, go!" A watcher ordered, clicking the stopwatch.
Travers
uttered an incomprehensible phrase.
"Huh?" Buffy looked to
her watcher.
"He wants you to bow," Giles translated. "Take
a bow."
"Oh." Buffy bowed, then watched Philip as he
circled around her. He aimed a thrust at the dummy, and she blocked it. Then she
kicked at him, but missed. Undeterred, she spun round and blocked his overhead
punch.
Travers uttered another phrase as Philip punched her.
"Punch
him," Giles translated.
"Thanks, Giles," Buffy replied.
"Sorry," he apologised. Travers uttered more phrases, causing
him to add, "Back kick, elbow strike."
Buffy back kicked,
then struck her attacker again.
"How have you been training her?"
Travers asked him.
"I've trained her to win," Giles replied.
Buffy stopped. "You know what? I'm gonna have to do it my way, guys."
She ducked as Philip swung a weapon. She waited for him to lift it, then grabbed
the handle, kicked him in the stomach, forcing him back against the vaulting horse,
elbowing him in the face. He tumbled backwards over the horse, losing the weapon,
the momentum pulling it from the slayer's hands landing in the dummy's chest,
knocking it into Nigel.
Buffy took off her blindfold and surveyed the
damage. "Uh-oh."
"I think she just broke my rib,"
Philips muttered as he was helped up.
"Yes, well," Travers
muttered.
"He is the attacker," Buffy pointed out. "Usually,
I'm meant to kill them."
"Fine," Travers remarked. "We
can move on to the real review. Look into your strategies, plans ... figure out
what's going on in that head."
Buffy held back a groan. "Good.
Head stuff."
"We start at seven tonight," Travers added.
Give you time to, uh, well, however you prepare."
Buffy looked to her watcher as the others walked away, matching frown for frown. "I'm going to check on Mom and her guest," she announced, before exiting the room.
For safety's sake, they had concealed Elita at 1630 Revello Drive, reluctant to
put her before the watcher interrogation board which had left the slayerettes
in quivering knots the day before, convinced they had made out their best friend
as an incapable moron. Something which she had more than proved during the physical
review this afternoon, Buffy realised inwardly as she entered her former home.
"Mom?" she called out as she entered the living room. Suddenly
she froze as she came face to face with Glory.
"Long day, sweetie?"
Glory grinned at her. "So this is where the Slayer eats, sleeps, and combs
her hair?" she picked up a photo. "Oh, so cute. I can't even stand it.
Personally? I need more space, but uh, this is good for you, it's so quaint, and..."
Buffy moved to the fireplace and picked up a poker behind her back. As
she straightened up, she found Glory right behind her.
"Buffy,"
Glory took the weapon, "if I wanted to fight, you could tell by the being
dead already. So play nice, little girl."
"What do you want?"
Buffy asked.
"The key," Glory replied. "Why else do
you think I'd come here? See, I think you knew where it is. And that's a good
thing."
"I'm glad you think so," Buffy murmured.
"Well, it's the only thing keeping you alive right now. Because you
may be tiny queen in vampire world, but to me, you're a bug. You should get down
on your knees and worship me!"
Behind her, Buffy's eyes widened
in horror as she caught sight of Elita entering from the kitchen. Frantically,
she tried to signal with her gaze for the girl to go away.
Glory continued.
"But oh, no, you still think it's neat having Slayer strength. Ooh, big deal!
Stronger than humans! Who isn't? I could crush the life from you as easy as you'd
break a nail. But I need the key." She turned suddenly. "Kid! Come here
a sec."
"Leave her out of this," Buffy ordered.
"Not asking twice," Glory remarked, causing Elita to advance
cautiously towards her.
"This is between you and me," Buffy
remarked.
"No. This is between me and my key," Glory replied.
"You just happen to be the thing in the way." She turned to Elita. "And
you are just the darlingest thing I ever did see in my life. What's your name,
honey?"
"Elita," the girl replied.
"Elita.
Did you know your friend took my key, Elita? And she won't give it back! I bet
you know where she put it, don't you?"
"She doesn't know
anything," Buffy remarked.
Elita frowned. "I know some stuff."
"Where's my key, Elita?" Glory asked.
"Go upstairs,
Elita," Buffy ordered.
Elita scowled at her. "You're always
talking about stuff I'm not supposed to hear. I'm gonna figure it out, you know."
she added before obeying.
Glory grinned. "Ooh, I like her. She's
sassy. And I'll kill her. I'll kill your mom, I'll kill your friends and I'll
make you watch when I do. Just give me the key. You either have it or you know
where to find it. Obviously, this is a one-time-only deal. Next time we meet,
something you love dies bloody. You know you can't take me. You know you can't
stop me." she dropped the poker and left.
Buffy watched her go,
worried, so concerned in fact, that she jumped when another voice broke the silence.
"Buffy, who was that?" Joyce asked.
Buffy turned to her mother. "That was Glory. Pack a bag, you're staying with me and Angel for a bit," she ordered.
At the Magic Box, the slayerettes watched the Council
delegation angrily, taking out their frustration at failing the review questions
with death glares at them as they inspected the books.
"Look
at them," Xander muttered. "Big tough Council members picking on the
books."
"Fascists," Willow uttered.
"Why doesn't Mr. Giles put them all out of here?"
Tara asked.
"Because if they deport him," Spike
remarked, "they're not just destroying his career, they're condemning the
man to a lifetime diet of blood sausage, bangers, and mash."
Travers
turned to Giles. "Well, your Slayer's twenty minutes late and counting, Rupert."
"Buffy will be here, I assure you," Giles' voice
was grim.
Travers chuckled. "Yes, but when?"
In an alley not far from the main street, Buffy checked her wristwatch and swore
at the time before picking up her pace.
Abruptly someone grabbed her
by the waist, pulling her to the ground.
Buffy rose up as he did,
before flying into a pile of garbage as he backhanded her. She rose once more,
only to find two more warriors in armour joining the first to circle around her,
waving their swords.
"Uh ... guys?" Buffy remarked. "Any
way we could ... not do this? Only, I'm late for a very important meeting."
The first knight swung his sword at her, causing her to duck. She executed
a spin and punched him, before dodging a staff thrust from the second, then kicking
the third, ducked again, and punched the second in his midsection. She ducked
another swing, then kicked the third twice, before avoiding another swing from
the first. She blocked a punch, then punched him in the face while grabbing hold
of his sword arm. She kicked him, then grabbed one of the staffs and used the
grip to push him away. She deflected the other, then flipped herself over them
before grabbing a staff and jabbing it into the knight's stomach. She dodged another
thrust from a staff, kicking the attacker until he spun away. Battling with the
one she disarmed, Buffy finally hit him in the face, sending him to the ground.
She dropped her staff to block an overhead sword thrust, before punching him and
sending him to the floor. Finally she kicked the last away, before facing off
the first, knocking the sword out of his hand, pushing him to the ground, holding
the weapon to his throat.
"Okay. Let's see what you are,"
she remarked, removing his chain mail mask to reveal an ordinary human with a
symbol on his forehead. "Or who you are," she added.
"One
soldier in a vast army," he replied.
"What army?" Buffy
asked.
"The Knights of Byzantium, an ancient order," the
knight replied. "And now your enemy."
Buffy pushed the sword
point harder at his throat. "You work for Glory?"
"You
think we align ourselves with the beast?" the knight scorned. "You must
be mad."
"You're the ones trying to kill me," Buffy
replied. "I think it's a reasonable suspicion."
"No,
we were fools, three alone," the knight replied. "But if it takes a
hundred men, we send a hundred men, and if it takes a thousand, we send a thousand."
"A thousand?" Buffy echoed.
"So long as you protect
the key, the brotherhood will never stop until we destroy it and you," the
knight informed her. "You are the Slayer, and we know what we must do. Now,
be done with it. Kill us, and let legions follow."
Buffy stepped off him, letting him get up. As he rose to his feet, she put the sword to his throat again. "Go," she uttered. "And think twice before coming after me again."
It was a thoughtful slayer who entered the Magic Box some time later, carrying
the sword, her mind still on what she had learned from the fight rather than the
Council she was about to face.
"You're late." Travers frowned
at her.
"Yeah," Buffy agreed.
Giles eyed the sword.
"Was there an attack?" He asked her.
"Yeah," Buffy
replied.
"We can begin the review at last," Travers continued
pleased. "We'll, skip the more obvious questions..." he trailed off
as Buffy put her weapon down on his papers.
"There isn't gonna
be a review," she remarked.
"Sorry?" Travers queried.
"No review," Buffy repeated. "No interrogation. No questions
you know I can't answer. No hoops, no jumps and no interruptions," she added
as Nigel tried to speak, glaring at him until he shut up. She turned to Travers.
"See ... I've had a lot of people talking at me the last few days. Everyone
just lining up to tell me how unimportant I am. And I've finally figured out why.
Power. I have it. They don't. This bothers them." She smiled at him. "Glory
came to my home today."
Giles uttered a gasp of shock. "Buffy,
are you-"
"Just to talk," Buffy assured him. "She
told me I'm a bug, I'm a flea, she could squash me in a second. Only she didn't.
She came into my home, and we talked. We had what in her warped brain probably
passes for a civilised conversation. Why? Because she needs something from me.
Because I have power over her." Her gaze moved over all the watchers. "You
guys didn't come all the way from England to determine whether or not I was good
enough to be let back in. You came to beg me to let you back in. To give your
jobs, your lives some semblance of meaning."
"This is beyond
insolence-" Nigel began, before he jumped back as the slayer grabbed the
sword from the table and threw it across the room to land point first into the
wall directly in front of his nose.
Buffy cleared her throat. "I'm
fairly certain I said no interruptions."
"That was excellent!"
Xander whispered in awe.
"You're Watchers," Buffy continued.
"Without a Slayer, you're pretty much just watching Masterpiece Theatre.
You can't stop Glory. You can't do anything with the information you have except
maybe publish it in the 'Everyone Thinks We're Insane Home Journal.' So here's
how it's gonna work. You're gonna tell me everything you know. Then you're gonna
go away. You'll contact me if and when you have any further information about
Glory. The magic shop will remain open. Mr. Giles will stay here as my official
Watcher, reinstated at full salary..."
Giles coughed. "Retroactive."
Buffy continued without a slip. "To be paid retroactively from the
month he was fired. I will continue my work with the help of my friends..."
"I ... don't want a sword thrown at me," a watcher began, "but,
civilians, I - we're talking about children."
"We're talking
about three very powerful witches, one half Bracken, one half vampire, one chipped
vampire, two watchers and a thousand-year-old ex-demon," Buffy replied as
the friends sitting on the mezzanine level above beamed with pride.
"The
boys?" Philip queried of Xander and Oz. "No power there."
"One
is a werewolf three nights of the month, and the other boy has clocked more field
time than all of you combined," Buffy replied. "Now. You all may be
very good at your jobs. The only way we're gonna find out is if you work with
me. You can all take your time thinking about that. But I want an answer right
now from Quentin, 'cause I think he's understanding me."
Travers
cleared his throat. "Uh, your terms are acceptable." He turned to one
of them as the slayerettes broke into applause. "Uh, Spike."
"Quentin,"
Spike grinned.
"When we inventoried your shop, we found a bottle
of single malt scotch behind the, uh, incense holders. I think I could use a glass."
"Just a minute," Buffy held up a hand. "Glory. I wanna know."
"Well, there's a lot to go through," Travers started.
"Just
tell me what kind of demon I'm fighting," Buffy added.
"Well,
that's the thing, you see," Travers replied. "Glory isn't a demon."
"What is she?" Buffy asked.
"She's a god,"
Travers replied.
"Oh," Buffy replied.
The
End
To Be Continued In
Qualms
Before The Storm.
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