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    Qualms 
      Before The Storm.
 The slayer looked at her friends 
    gathered around her in the shop floor of the Magic Box, a few days after the delegation 
    from the Watcher's Council departed. Her expression was one of doubtful, if gratified 
    as she searched for a reply, appreciating their thoughtfulness, but disbelieving 
    if she was really in the mood for such a celebration. 
  
"Look, 
    I know Mom wants to gather and make with the merry tomorrow night," she remarked, 
  "but with everything that's going on..."
  
Willow clasped her 
    shoulder from behind. "This is exactly what you need. A 20th birthday party 
    with, with, with presents, and funny hats, and, and those candles that don't blow 
    out... Those used to scare me."
  
Tara nodded. "Me too," 
    she uttered causing her boyfriend to hug her.
  
"I just don't think 
    this is the best time to break out the party piñata," Buffy continued. 
  "We need to stay focused if we're gonna find a way to stop Glory."
  
"We're going up against a god," Xander reminded everyone. "An 
    actual mightier-than-thou god."
  
"Well, you know what they 
    say," Willow pointed out, "the bigger they are-"
  
"The 
    faster they stomp you into nothing," Anya finished.
  
"She's 
    right," Buffy agreed, while everyone else glared at the former vengeance 
    demon. "I've thrown everything I've got at her and she just shrugs it off."
  
"Then we have to find something heavier to throw," Jenny reasoned.
  
"That might pose some difficulty," Giles remarked. "From 
    what the Council's been able to discover from the book of Tarnis and, and, and 
    other sources, Glory and two of her fellow hell gods ruled over ... one of the 
    more seriously unpleasant demon dimensions."
  
"There's more 
    than one?" Tara queried.
  
Anya nodded. "Oh, there are thousands 
    of demon dimensions. All different."
  
"All pushing on the 
    edges of our reality, trying to find a way in," Wesley added.
  
"I 
    guess Glory found one," Doyle remarked. "The question is, why?"
  
Giles studied the findings from the Watcher's Council. "There's nothing 
    to indicate that here. Just ... vague references to ... chaos and destruction."
  
"Okay, so, we know where Glory's from," Cordelia allowed. "What 
    do we know about her? You know, she's tough, but no bolts of lightning, no blasts 
    of fire, shouldn't a god be able to do that kind of stuff?"
  
"Uh, 
    usually, yes, but being in human form must be severely limiting her powers," 
    Giles reasoned. "All we have to worry about right now is she's immortal, 
    invulnerable, and insane."
  
"A crazy hell god?" Xander 
    queried. "And the fun just keeps on leaving."
  
"From 
    what I've been able to gather," Giles continued, "her living in this 
    world is ... seriously affecting her mental state as well. She's only being able 
    to keep her mind intact by, uh, extracting energy from us. Well, from, from the 
    human brain."
  
"She, she, she's a brain-sucker?" Tara 
    questioned.
  
"She, 'absorbs the energies that bind the human mind 
    into a cohesive whole,'" Giles read from the book before him. "Once 
    drained, all that's left behind is, uh-"
  
"Crazy people," 
    Buffy finished.
  
"Which is, I'm afraid, why there's been a marked 
    increase in the ranks of the mentally unstable here in Sunnydale," Wesley 
    added.
  
"At least vampires just kill you," Tara mused.
  
"We have to find a way to stop her," Buffy uttered.
  
"Oh, 
    well, Jenny, Tara and I can work on some tactical spells," Willow offered.
  
"I can do some research," Anya volunteered. "I know way 
    more about demon dimensions than Giles does. Well, I do."
  
"This 
    is great long-term plan stuff," Xander remarked, "but what about this 
    ... key thingy Glory's looking for?"
  
Unnoticed, Buffy, Giles, 
    Angel and Spike exchanged a meaningful look. 
  
"Yeah, I mean, shouldn't 
    we be trying to find it before she does?" Cordelia asked.
  
"I 
    don't think that's what we should be worrying about right now," Angel remarked.
  
"They've got a point," Willow allowed. "Whatever Glory's 
    planning on opening with the key, I'm guessing it won't be filled with candy and 
    flowers."
  
"So where should we start looking?" Xander 
    asked. "Do we know where it used to be kept? Who saw it last?"
  
"We 
    did," Buffy replied slowly. "Giles, Angel, Spike and me. We, know where 
    it is."
  
"You what?" Xander echoed.
  
"You 
    know, and you didn't tell us?" Willow added.
  
"There were 
    reasons," Giles replied.
  
"Look, if Glory knew that you guys 
    knew where it was," Buffy sighed. "I just didn't wanna put you in that 
    kind of danger."
  
"As opposed to the other kind we're always 
    in?" Cordelia queried.
  
Willow nodded. "You should have said 
    something."
  
Buffy nodded. "You're right," she turned 
    to her watcher. "It's time."
  
"Are you sure?" Angel 
    asked her.
  
"If they're gonna be risking their lives, they deserve 
    to know," Buffy decided.
  
"Know what?" Xander asked.
  
"There's something that you need to know ... about Elita," Buffy began.
 "The link must be severed," one of the knights the slayer met on her 
    way to a meeting with the Council of Watcher's delegation declared. "Such 
    is the will of God."
  
"The key is the link," his comrades 
    in arms uttered in unison. "The link must be severed. Such is the will of 
    God. The key is the link. The link must be severed. Such is the will of God."
  
"You really think he is going to help you?" A voice asked.
  
The knights drew their swords in alarm, turning to see three cowled diminutive 
    demons, armed with axes, standing before them.
  
"I fear your faith 
    is gravely misplaced," the speaker continued, before the three of them attacked.
  
The fight was brief. Experienced crusading knights on the one hand, three 
    small demons on the other determined it to be so. Jinx, the speaker of the demons, 
    was lucky to survive, or perhaps he intended to do so.
  
Even so, he 
    ended on the floor, below the point of a knight's sword, awaiting their military 
    judgement and end.
  
"Shall we test your faith now?" The knight 
    asked him.
  
A hand clasped the blade, making the warrior look up. 
  
"Never send a minion to do a god's work," Glory remarked. Then 
    she backhanded the knight, sending him flying, depriving him of his weapon.
  
As he crawled over the ground to retrieve it, the god attacked the other 
    two knights, wrestling a weapon from one with ease, to despatch both.
  
She 
    dropped the weapon and walked over to the knight still struggling to reach his, 
    calmly picking it up from the ground.
  
"Hey, nice sword," she complimented, before pointing it at his face. "Bet it hurts." She turned to her surviving minion. "Bring him with us."
 In the richness of her apartment, the interrogation of the knight began.
  
"Okay," 
    Glory remarked as she circled around behind him. "One more time. Just between 
    me and you. Our itsy-bitsy little secret." Suddenly she stood before him 
    and grabbed his face. "Where ... is ... the key?"
  
"Even 
    if I knew," the knight replied, "I'd die a thousand deaths before I'd 
    tell you."
  
"Well, you won't need a thousand, sweetie," 
    Glory remarked, patting his cheek, "I'll make the first one last. Long time." 
    She sighed as she walked away. "What is it with you religious types?" 
    She asked aloud, before answering herself. "It's intimacy, isn't it?" 
    She decided, tossing his weapon away, before grabbing his face again, then running 
    her fingers down his chest.
  
"Oh! You're just scared of letting 
    someone in!" She continued. "Shh, shh, shh. It's okay. I know how difficult 
    the first time can be. You don't have to be afraid. Just relax. You may not have 
    the info I want ... but you still got something I need."
  
Her fingers 
    pressed themselves either side of his head.
  
The knight screamed in terror.
 At the mansion on Crawford Street, someone else uttered a scream, but from different, 
    more joyful origins. "Prezzies!"
  
"See, just what you 
    needed," Willow declared as she blew more bubbles.
  
"You are 
    very, very wise," the birthday girl agreed. "Now gimme, gimme, gimme!" 
  
Tara handed her the first gift, smiling.
  
"This is 
    extremely suspenseful!" Anya cried. "I want the presents."
  
Buffy revealed a gorgeous dress. "Ohh ... it's beautiful. Thank you, 
    guys."
  
"Well, we thought you'd get lots of crossbows, other 
    killy stuff," Tara replied.
  
"Yeah, so we figured, less killy, 
    more frilly," Spike added.
  
"Gotta look," Anya uttered, 
    grabbing the dress. "Oh, it's just so lovely! Oh, I wish it was mine!"
  
Everyone looked at her. 
  
"Oh, like you weren't all thinking 
    the same thing," Anya remarked, before putting the dress down.
  
"I'm 
    fairly certain I wasn't," Giles remarked.
  
"This is from me," 
    Angel remarked, handing his beloved a large leather box.
  
Buffy gently 
    popped the clasp in the middle, and opened to reveal a necklace and matching earrings. 
    She gasped at the sight. "Angel, these are exquisite! How on earth did you 
    afford them?"
  
"I have my ways," he uttered mysteriously. 
  "You like them?"
  
"Adore," she replied, kissing 
    him.
  
Everyone else bestowed their gifts, and they moved on to the meal 
    of savoury snacks and slices of birthday cake. 
  
Later, as the party 
    was winding down, the slayer joined her watcher and mother in the kitchen, where 
    the former was pouring a glass of wine.
  
"It still seems to me 
    like there's a lot you don't know about this," Joyce remarked. "I mean, 
    is she dangerous?"
  
"No," Buffy replied.
  
"Well, 
    now, wait just a second," Giles forestalled. "I assume you're talking 
    about her existence rather than her intentions."
  
Buffy turned, 
    and inwardly froze, seeing Elita on the threshold. 
  
"Exactly," 
    Joyce replied.
  
"Elita?" Buffy greeted, making them turn to 
    see the girl in question. "What are you doing in there? Party getting slow?"
  
"Uh," Elita grabbed a stack of plates from the dining room table. 
  "We need plates. Cake time."
  
She returned to the double height 
    living room, finding everyone for once not falling into silence at her arrival. 
    They had been doing that for most the day, and the day before. Then Anya noticed 
    her entrance and pushed Xander away. Willow and Tara looked up from their cake 
    preparation, Doyle, Oz and Wes from their drinks, and Spike from his conference 
    with his sire. 
  
"Why does everybody start acting all weird when 
    I'm around?" Elita asked.
  
"Me?" Xander queried. "Me 
    not weird."
  
"I'm not an idiot," Elita added. "I 
    know you're talking about me."
  
"No, no, we really weren't," 
    Xander assured her.
  
"We were talking about sex," Anya lied.
  
Elita turned as the slayer, watcher and Joyce walked in. "They were 
    talking about me, just like everybody is."
  
"Again, not so 
    much," Xander replied. "In fact, none."
  
We were talking 
    about sex," Anya protested. "I mean, you know us, sometimes we like 
    to pretend stuff-"
  
"Anya!" Her boyfriend cried.
  
The former vengeance demon carried on regardless. "You know, like, 
    say there's a fireman, or a shepherd-"
  
"You know what?" 
    Buffy remarked pointedly, "let's not have this exchange of images right now."
  
"Oh. Right. Of course," Elita uttered. "Can't let Elita 
    hear anything. Fine. I'm just gonna go to bed. That way I won't accidentally get 
    exposed to, like, words."
  
She stormed upstairs, everyone turning 
    to watch her go.
  
"Sweetheart," Angel turned to his beloved, 
  "do you think it's wise to keep it from her? After all she knows she was 
    sent to us for your help. Sooner or later she's gonna figure it out, and wouldn't 
    it be easier on her if it came from us?"
  
"What if Glory catches her?" Buffy replied. "I'd rather have her in ignorance for now. As opposed to scared."
 Upstairs on the Mansion's third floor, Elita carefully opened the window in her 
    bedroom as far as it would go. Carefully, she tossed her collection of knotted 
    bed sheets over the ledge, watching and waiting for them to reach their end. Satisfied 
    with the finished drop from the makeshift rope to the ground, she checked that 
    the other end was securely tied to the doorknob of her ensuite, then climbed down.
  
She reached the end and dropped quietly to the ground, grateful that the 
    blinds were covering the living room before her. She turned and walked away, determined 
    to find out what it was they were hiding from her.
  
Reaching the Magic 
    Box without incident, Elita slotted the key she had lifted from Spike's room into 
    the lock. Mindful of the darkness surrounding her, she switched on the flashlight 
    she had also purloined, and began searching behind the counter for Giles' notes, 
    knowing that he had not had time to move them from here to his apartment.
  
Just when she was almost ready to admit defeat, she discovered a hidden 
    drawer, which, when opened, contained what she was looking for. She lifted the 
    book out, and setting her flashlight on the floor, she opened placed the book 
    before it, so the pages were readable.
  
"Tarnis, 12th century," 
    she murmured. "'One of the founders of the monks of the order of Dagon. Their 
    sole purpose appears to have been as protectors of the key. The key is not directly 
    described in any known literature, but all research indicates an energy matrix 
    vibrating at a dimensional frequency beyond normal human perception. Only those 
    outside reality can see the key's true nature. The key is also susceptible to 
    necromanced animal detection, particularly those of canine or serpent construct.'"
  
She paused, remembering the giant Cobra's reaction to her. "'The monks 
    possessed the ability to transform energy, bend reality. They started work. But 
    the Council ... has suggested ... to us that they were interrupted. Presumably 
    by ... Glory. They obviously did manage to accomplish the task. They had to be 
    certain the Slayer would protect it with her life. So they sent the key to her 
    ... in human form.'" 
  
Elita froze. She was the key. That was the 
    secret everyone had been keeping from her. She was nothing. She had never existed. 
    Never was born, never conceived, never raised, never lived. Only as a ball of 
    energy, without form, thought or emotion. That's what everyone had been so scared 
    to tell her. 
    Or were they scared of her? Of what might happen if Glory got 
    her hands on her? Elita frowned. She had no choice, no free will. She was only 
    an object to be used, a means to an end. A thing to be sacrificed for the will 
    of a god.
  
She rose from the floor and returned the book to it's hiding 
    place. Silently she left the shop and returned to the Mansion.
  
Gathering 
    the blanket rope up from outside, she wondered what would happen if she ended 
    her mortal existence. Presumably, Glory would not be able to use her body, as 
    it only contained her energy.
  
Perhaps it was the best for everyone concerned.
 They were laughing about something Doyle had said, when Tara broke off at the 
    horrifying sight which arrived from the kitchen. "Oh-oh my god."
  
"Is this blood?" Elita queried, her tone full of grief, as she 
    displayed her arms, let open and wounded from the large bloodstained knife which 
    she held in her hands.
  
"Elita!" Buffy cried, rushing over 
    to her. "What did you do?!"
  
"This is blood, isn't it?" 
    Elita asked her in despair. "It can't be me. I'm not a key. I'm not a thing. 
    What am I? Am I real? Am I anything?"
  
"Yes you are," 
    Buffy replied. "Your someone who needs my help and protection. And you have 
    it," she added, hugging her. She turned to find Angel standing behind them, 
    and motioned him to see to everyone else.
  
"Guys," Angel remarked, 
    walking over to them, "could you give us the night, please? We need to sort 
    this out."
  
"Sure," Wesley remarked. 
  
The 
    others nodded and gathered their things before heading to door.
  
"If 
    you need anything," Willow offered as she paused before leaving.
  
Angel 
    shook his head. "Thanks, though," he added.
  
Willow hugged 
    him then let herself be ushered away by Oz.
  
"Perhaps I should 
    stay, you know, just in case," Giles offered.
  
"You and Jenny 
    need to get Ellis back home," Angel replied. "Don't worry, we can deal 
    with this."
  
Giles nodded, and left, leaving Angel to close the 
    door behind him.
  
"I hope we can," he murmured before walking 
    to stairs.
  
The slayer had moved to Elita's bedroom, where she and Joyce 
    cleaned her up while Spike stood by, Tara with him. They moved aside from the 
    door to let Angel through.
  
Elita looked to the slayer. "Why didn't 
    you tell me?"
  
"We were going to," Buffy replied. "When 
    Glory was dealt with."
  
"The monks," Elita murmured. 
  "When did ... when did they ..."
  
"Six months ago," 
    Buffy informed her.
  
Elita swallowed back tears. "I've only been 
    alive for six months, huh?"
  
"You're still alive," Angel 
    remarked softly. "You have lived, and are living. And you were sent to us 
    for protection. Which means we will find away to keep you so."
  
"How 
    do you know?" Elita cried. "Maybe I'm not supposed to!" She raised 
    her voice, pushing the slayer away. "Get out."
  
"Elita.." 
    Buffy began.
  
"Get out, get out, get out!" Elita continued, 
    her voice rising to a shriek.
  
Buffy rose from the bed, and quietly 
    followed Angel out of the room.
  
Alone Elita let loose her grief until exhaustion claimed her.
 "We need answers, Giles," Buffy remarked the next day at the Magic Box. 
  "We need to find out everything we can about the key. What's it for, who 
    created it."
  
"And why Glory has a big girl-god jones for 
    it," Cordelia added.
  
"This isn't about her. It's about Elita," 
    Buffy corrected. "She deserves to know where she came from. She needs to 
    know. Or it's just gonna eat away at her."
  
"How did she find 
    the notes?" Giles wondered. "How did she get in here?"
  
"I 
    think she stole the key from my room," Spike revealed. "I found it tossed 
    on the bed when I went to sleep. And there's no sign of forced entry."
  
"She tied the bed sheets together to get out of the mansion," 
    Angel added. "She knew what she was doing."
  
"We should 
    have told her," Tara remarked. "I know how hurtful it can be to find 
    out something about yourself everyone else has already known."
  
"I 
    know," Buffy replied. "I just hoped that we'd be able to kill Glory 
    before we had to tell her. She's so terrified now, because the god's after her."
  
"Well, we'll do what we can," Giles replied, gesturing to him 
    and Wesley. "There are a few avenues we've yet to explore. But I can't promise 
    anything, Buffy."
  
"I know," the slayer said, "but I need us to try, Giles. For Elita."
 At Sunnydale General, Ben affected a bright smile as he prepared to serve the 
    patients of the mental ward their jello.
  
"All right, fellas, today 
    we've got blues, greens, and oh, hey, chartreuse. It's a party."
  
"It 
    won't stick," one of them cried. "The birds have been pecking too hard." 
    He laughed, causing Ben to catch sight of him, and be amazed.
  
"Byzantium," 
    he observed.
  
"Yes, they've arrived," a voice agreed, emerging 
    from the shadows to reveal it's owner as Jinx. "Unfortunate, but not completely 
    unexpected."
  
"How many?" Ben asked.
  
"Their 
    numbers are few for the moment, but they will grow," Jinx replied. "The 
    Knights of Byzantium are like ants. First you see one, then two, then the picnic's 
    ruined. No matter how many we kill, they'll keep coming ... wave after wave." 
    He looked at Ben. "It's time to set old animosities aside. Your fate is directly 
    linked to her magnificently-scented Glorificus. She's been extremely forgiving 
    of your considerable foibles up until now, but if you persist in your defiance, 
    she'll be forced to-"
  
"To what?" Ben scoffed. "What 
    is she going to do? Send a six-pack of minions to bore me to death? Glory can't 
    lay a finger on me. You know it, I know it, she knows it. So save the threats, 
    or I'll finish the job I started on your head."
  
He put the tray down and walked out of the room, leaving Jinx staring thoughtfully after him.
 As night fell upon the hellmouth, the form Glory was searching for, entered the 
    mental ward of the hospital, looking for answers.
  
"It's here," 
    a patient cried. "It's here. It's here."
  
"Can't stop," 
    another uttered.
  
"It's here. It's here," the first continued. 
  
"Make it stop," the second added. "The skin's too tight."
  
"Can't hear it," the first murmured. "What's the frequency? 
    Empty. All spilled out."
  
Elita walked over to his bed. "Please. 
    You see me, right? Look at me."
  
"Can't stop it!" the 
    second cried.
  
"You know what I am, don't you?" Elita persisted. 
  "You all know!"
  
"Can't hear it," the patient muttered. 
  "Can't hear it, can't hear it."
  
"Tell me!" Elita 
    cried.
  
"Can't hear it, can't hear it ..." the patient continued.
  
"What am I?" Elita asked.
  
"The key," another 
    cried, causing Elita to turn, and see the insane knight of Byzantium. "I 
    found it. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you."
  
She rushed 
    over to him. "You know what the key is? Where did I come from? Who made me, 
    what am I?"
  
"Thank you, thank you." the knight repeated.
  
"Please!" Elita begged.
  
"Destroyer!" the 
    Knight suddenly cried. "Cracked ... bones ... the sun bleeding into the sky! 
    The key is the link."
  
Elita backed away in fear. "No, no."
  
"The link must be severed," the knight replied. "Such is 
    the will of God. Such is the will of God. Such is the will of God."
  
She 
    backed away until she reached the doors. She pushed them open, only to find an 
    intern on the other side.
  
"Who are you?" He asked. "You 
    shouldn't be back here."
  
"I'm sorry," Elita replied 
    tearfully, "I just," she hiccuped.
  
"Come on," the 
    intern wrapped an arm around her. "Let's get out of this ward. I'll rustle 
    up a drink in the locker room."
  
Elita let him lead her away to 
    the locker room, sitting down before a table, recovering herself while the intern 
    made two steaming cups of chocolate. 
  
"Here," he said as 
    he deposited them before her, "two steaming cups of chocolate goodness courtesy 
    of ... whoever I swiped it from out of the cupboard. Couldn't find any marshmallows. 
    I'll try to steal some for next time."
  
"Don't like them anyway," 
    Elita replied.
  
"What? Is that even possible?" He asked her.
  
"Too squishy," Elita replied.
  
"So what's wrong?" 
    He inquired. "Was one of those patient's a relative? Did they upset you? 
    You know they don't mean whatever they say."
  
"You don't understand," 
    Elita replied. "I'm not real. None of this. They made it. I'm nothing! I'm 
    just a thing the monks made so Glory couldn't find me. I'm not real." 
  
Ben rose from his seat in horror. "You're the key?"
  
Elita 
    looked up. "How do you know about the key?"
  
"Go!" 
    Ben cried. "Before she finds you. Don't ask me how she knows, 'cause she 
    always knows. Just go."
  
"Wait!" Elita commanded. "Calm 
    down, just tell me-"
  
"You don't understand, you're a kid," 
    Ben continued. "You stay, she'll find you. She finds you, she'll hurt you."
  
Elita looked at him, puzzled. "What's wrong with you?"
  
"You're what she's been searching for," Ben remarked. "I am telling you, run. You don't know, you -" he broke off, glancing around the room. "Oh god. Oh god no, she's coming. I can feel it, you've gotta get out. No ... oh no, she's here!" He grabbed her by the arms, shaking her until she screamed.
"She's 
    here!" he cried as he morphed into Glory.
  
The god halted, staring 
    at her. "Hey, don't I know you?" She asked. She caught sight of the 
    scrubs she was clothed in and released her. "Ugh, cotton!"
    She turned 
    crossed the room to the lockers. "Could a fabric be more annoyingly pedestrian?" 
    She retrieved a red silk blouse from the locker. "Now this is what I'm talking 
    about. Makes your skin sing."
  
Elita stared at her, transfixed. 
  "You're-you're Ben..."
  
"Uh, it's an eensy more complicated 
    than that," Glory replied. "Family always is, isn't it?"
  
Elita 
    looked to the door, measuring the distance, wondering if she could reach it before 
    the god snatched her up.
  
"You'd never make it," Glory replied. 
  "I'd rip out your spine before you got half a step. And those little legs? 
    They wouldn't be much good without one of those." She suddenly pounced next 
    to her form. "Would they, Elita?" She grinned. "Now. What I'm trying 
    to noodle, is what in the world was the Slayer's little friend doing here with 
    gentle Ben?"
  
"Y-you don't remember?" Elita asked her.
  
"Remember what?" Glory asked as she brushed Elita's hair back. 
  "You were talking to him, not me. Oh, he wasn't being naughty, was he?"
  
The door opened, and a hospital guard entered. "Excuse me, ma'am. 
    This area's for hospital personnel-"
  
It was as far as he got. Glory grabbed his head, and twisted, breaking his neck. "Rude! I was talking!" She sighed and pulled Elita out of the chair. "What do you say ... we find a nice place off the beaten track where you and I can have a long uninterrupted chat."
 The god soon found an deserted chemistry lab and pushed Elita inside, shoving 
    her against a counter.
  
"Okay. Small talk over. I'm in a bit of 
    a crunch here, so let's cut right to the ooey gooey centre. The Slayer, has my 
    key. It's mine, I want it. Do you know where she squirreled it away? There's ice 
    cream and puppy dogs in it for you if you start singing."
  
"I'm 
    not sure," Elita murmured. "What does it look like?"
  
"Well..." 
    Glory sighed wistfully as she walked away. "The last time I caught a peep 
    ... it was a bright green swirly shimmer. Really brought out the blue in my eyes. 
    But then those sneaky little monks pulled an abracadabra, so now it could look 
    like anything. You see the predicament I'm in."
  
"Maybe..." 
    Elita began.
  
"Yes?" Glory asked.
  
"Well, maybe 
    if you ... told me more about it, I'd know if I've seen it," Elita finished.
  
Glory placed her hands either side of her, staring at her long and hard. 
  "Okay."
  
"So this ... key thing ... it's been around 
    for a long time?" Elita asked.
  
"Well, not as long as me, 
    but ... yeah," Glory replied. "Just this side of forever."
  
"Is it evil?" Elita asked fearfully.
  
"Totally!" 
    Glory replied, laughing. "Well, no, not really. I guess it depends on your 
    point of view."
  
"What's it for?" Elita asked. "I 
    mean ... if it's a key, there's gotta be a lock, right?"
  
Glory 
    nodded. "Yes. We have a winner."
  
"S-so what does it 
    open?" Elita asked.
  
The god sighed. "I smell a fox in my 
    hen house. Is that why you've been playing sugar and spice with old Uncle Ben? 
    Trying to get a peek at Glory's unmentionables?"
  
"No, I-" 
    Elita began.
  
"Shh! I kinda wanna hear me talking right now. Me 
    talking. You know what I'm starting to think? I'm thinking ... that maybe you 
    ... don't have any idea where my key is." She turned away. "Very irritating. 
    Irrational. Know what I mean, tiny snapdragon? Like..." she paused to rub 
    her head. "Bugs under my skin. And say, I'm feeling a little..."
  
"What's wrong with you?" Elita asked her.
  
"Hey. 
    Hey!" Glory suddenly brightened. "This doesn't have to be a complete 
    waste of my precious time. I've been meaning to send the Slayer a message. And 
    I could use a little pick-me-up. Two birds, one stone, and Boom. You have yummy 
    dead birds."
  
The door burst open, revealing the slayer, and a 
    few friends. 
  
"Get away from her," Buffy commanded.
  
"Hey, 
    we were just talking about you," Glory remarked, while Elita ran over to 
    the slayer, hiding behind her.
  
"Conversation's over, hell-bitch," 
    Buffy replied. She punched her again and again, kicking her away, before grabbing 
    her, spinning her around, slamming her into a display case.
  
Glory kicked 
    her away.
  
Spike came up behind her and grabbed her by her arms, restraining 
    her for Buffy to punch the god.
  
"I thought you said this skank 
    was tough," Spike remarked.
  
Suddenly Glory broke free, grabbed 
    the chipped vampire, and flipped him over, throwing him against a wall. She picked 
    him up, head-butted him, then threw him across the room the exam table. 
  
"He 
    wakes up, tell your boyfriend to watch his mouth," Glory remarked.
  
Buffy 
    grabbed her. "He is not my boyfriend." Abruptly she released her, and 
    Glory was sent reeling from a punch from behind. "He is," Buffy added, 
    as Angel punched the god once more.
  
On the threshold of the room, Willow 
    and Tara began chanting.
  
Glory grabbed her foot as she tried to kick 
    her. "Hey, those are really nice shoes." She pushed her foot away. Buffy 
    allowed her, using the move to fly into a back flip, kicking Glory in the face.
  
"Giles, now!" She cried.
  
The watcher fired the crossbow. 
    The arrow ricochet off the god's stomach.
  
"Oh, please. Like that's," 
    Glory scoffed, just before Xander hit her over the head with a tire iron. "Hey!" 
    she grabbed her. "Watch the hair," she warned, flinging him away into 
    Giles, where they hit the x ray screens, breaking the glass, showering electrical 
    sparks all over them.
  
"Time to start the dying," Glory announced, 
    tossing the tire iron at Elita. "Start with the whelp!"
  
"Elita!" 
    Angel cried, throwing himself into the trajectory path of the object. It took 
    him in the side.
  
"Angel!" Buffy cried.
  
"Nice 
    catch," Glory remarked. "Is that the best you little crap-gnats can 
    muster? 'Cause, I gotta tell ya, so not impressed."
  
She walked 
    to Willow and Tara, who threw a handful of magical powder over her, covering the 
    god from hair to toe.
  
Glory was outraged. "Look what you did to 
    my dress, you little-"
  
Willow clapped her hands. "Discede!"
  
Two things happened at once. Glory suddenly disappeared into thin air, 
    and Willow collapsed to the floor.
  
Buffy looked up from Angel's side. 
  "What did you do to her?" She asked. 
  
"Teleportation 
    spell," Willow gasped out, her energy severely depleted. "Still working 
    out the kinks."
  
"Where'd you send her?" Angel asked 
    as he struggled up.
  
"Don't know," Willow replied. "That's one of the kinks."
 High above the hellmouth, a magical dust materialised in the night sky, coalescing 
    into the form of a blond woman.
  
Glory opened her eyes and looked about her. "Oh, sh-" She started to swear, before gravity caught up with her, sending her to the ground.
 "Careful," Buffy instructed her boyfriend, as he rose to feet after 
    she removed the tire iron from his chest. "You're half human now, remember? 
    We haven't tested that against impaling tire irons."
  
"I'm 
    alright," Angel assured her. "I just need to rest. And eat, probably."
  
"Spike," Buffy turned to him. "Are you all right to drive?"
  
"Yeah, luv," Spike replied. "I'll get us home."
  
Giles struggled to his feet. "That was an incredibly ... dangerous 
    spell for an adept at your level," he said to Willow.
  
The redhead 
    nodded. "Yep. Won't be trying that one again soon."
  
"Are 
    you okay?" Buffy asked Elita. "Did she hurt you?"
  
Elita 
    shook her head as she stood up. "Wait," she said, remembering suddenly. 
  "Ben. He was here, he was trying to help me. He... I ... I think he might 
    have left before Glory came. I can't, I can't remember."
  
Buffy took her hand. "It's okay. Don't worry about it. Next time we see him, we'll thank him."
The End.
    To Be Continued In.
    Beasts 
    of Hell.
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