Author's note: The opening scenes are the same as my first attempt at this episode, but after Giles has his Irish tea, there are some extra scenes which I wrote especially to extend the episode, and to prepare the way for the new version of the next episode. There is some dialogue taken from Beer Bad, which will apply to the new version of Wild At Heart. Enjoy.
The One With The Scooby Meeting.
Rupert Giles took off
his glasses and applied a handkerchief to the lenses once more. He had hoped that
this ritual motion would somehow calm the scene of perpetual chaos which seemed
to taking over the living room of his and his wife's apartment, but unfortunately,
this would not be the case. With a sigh he restored the glasses to the resting
place upon his face and surveyed the sight before him.
By the armchair,
the owner of The Bronze, and the former vengeance demon Anyanka were arguing,
over what Giles still had no idea, even though the dispute had been going on ever
since they arrived, and showed no signs of reaching a cease fire, let alone a
compromise. On the sofa not far from them, but completely oblivious to the fight,
were another couple quarrelling- at least Giles presumed Xander and Anya were
a couple, after witnessing her concern for him on Halloween -Cordelia and Doyle.
This fight Giles could identify the cause of; whether or not the latter could
drink the bottle of whiskey a visiting professor had given him.
At
the other end of the sofa, sat the musician of the group, completely oblivious
to everyone else, strumming out a new composition on his guitar. His girlfriend
and resident witch in training, was resting her head against his knees as she
focused on the ability to float a wooden stake. And as for the other professor
of the group, he was sitting in the other armchair, his arms around the neck of
the slayer, in a makeout session that Giles had become convinced was trying to
break a world record.
Tonight marked the end of another week on the
hellmouth, and the weekly Scooby meeting was- according to his wristwatch -supposed
to have started half an hour ago. So far, all that the members of said gang had
contributed to the meeting, was to turn up.
Looking to the heavens,
Giles took a deep breath and placed the tray of tea he had just made on the low
lying table in the eye of the storm of chaos in his living room. Then he stepped
back and prepared to strike.
"When you've quite finished,"
he uttered in his most sternest tone. He blinked, and saw that the scene was unchanged.
"WHEN, you've quite FINISHED!"
This time, the effect was
instantaneous. The quarrellers ceased their disputes, the musician stopped making
music, and the witch looked up, causing the stake to drop to the table with a
loud clatter.
"Thank you," Giles remarked gratefully. "Now,
could we please conclude things as quickly as possible, Jenny is suffering tonight."
He glanced at all of them as they silently nodded in reply, until he came to the
armchair, and realised that not all of them had been listening.
Buffy
and Angel were still making out. With a sigh Giles walked over to them and coughed
loudly near the slayer's ear. With a start they broke apart, blushing furiously.
"Now that I have everyone's attention," Giles began once
more, "I repeat, that I would like this meeting to be concluded as quickly
as possible, as Jenny is suffering tonight." He paused as another flush of
water could be heard from the bathroom, and all looked towards the door with guilty
faces as the resident expectant gypsy of the group returned to the second bedroom
of the apartment.
"Right," Giles began when everyone had
turned back to him, "let's begin. I declare this week's meeting of the Scooby
gang in session." He sat down and a sip of tea, hoping its usually soothing
effects would quickly kick in. "Anything to report, Buffy?" He turned
the slayer.
"Nothing much," Buffy replied, her skin returning
to its usual colour. "Just the one vamp requesting dusting this week."
"Really?" Giles mused, without need for confirmation. "Interesting."
He paused in thought. "Has the death ratio lessened recently?"
"No,
its normal," the slayer answered.
"And no demons? No, of
course not," Giles answered for himself, as he remembered that the meeting
would have occurred earlier in the week if there had been. "Well this is
most unusual."
"Its not that unusual," Anya countered.
"Isn't it?" Giles queried.
"Not at all. Every
town has its quiet weeks."
"Anya," Xander began, "this
is the hellmouth. A quiet week for us is usually a warning for an upcoming apocalypse."
"Really?" The former vengeance demon sought to confirm. "Well
I wish you'd told me sooner, I've just finished unpacking."
"So
sorry to cause you delays in getting out of here," Xander sarcastically countered.
And their fight began again.
Giles ran a hand through his hair
and glanced at Buffy, his expression silently pleading for assistance. The slayer
nodded and reached out with her hand to grip Xander's arm tightly. When the pain
registered in her friend's brain, he stopped and guiltily turned back to Giles.
"Has anyone else anything to report?" Giles asked.
There
was a blissful moment of silence as the gang glanced at one another and searched
their memories concerning the past week. The watcher put a hand to his temples
and gently massaged them, hoping to prevent the headache he knew would come tonight.
After a few minutes of thought, all present shook their heads. Nothing
else of a supernatural nature had occurred this week.
"Shouldn't
that wrap things up then, Giles?" Buffy asked, seeing the stress in her watcher's
face.
"Its still unusual," Giles replied. "This is the
hellmouth after all. Normally it averages about five to ten vampires a week. To
have only one...." he trailed off in thought.
The living room
slipped into silence again as the watcher remained deep in thought. Buffy silently
turned to her boyfriend again, and Angel surrendered to the temptation of kissing
her once more. Doyle glanced at Cordelia to see her distracted and took the opportunity
to raise the bottle in his hand to his mouth once more, only to be caught as the
first drop slid down his throat. Willow raised her stake once more, and Oz returned
to scribbling the notes down on the paper before him as he strummed.
By
the time Giles came out of his thoughts, Xander and Anya had reverted to their
quarrelling, and the living room had turned into chaos once more. Inwardly sighing,
he rose from his chair and made his way to down the passageway by the kitchen
to check on his wife.
Jenny was lying on the bed, thumbing through
one of the ancient volumes which adorned most of the bookshelves in the apartment.
She looked up at her husband's entrance.
"How are you doing?"
Giles asked her softly, cautiously taking a place on the bed, making sure not
to rock it.
"So, so," Jenny replied, reaching out to take
his hand. "It'll end soon. At least, that's what I keep telling myself. So
I'm searching to see if there's a natural albeit mystical prevention." She
smiled at him. "How's it going out there?"
Giles groaned.
"I'm beginning to wonder that if this is how surrogate parenting feels, how
real fatherhood won't feel worse."
"Well, look at this way;
it will be years before our son is a teenager," Jenny reminded him consolingly.
Her husband smiled and kissed her hand. "Our daughter," he corrected.
"Son," Jenny countered, firmly. "I did a reading, remember?"
"Yeah, I'm still not sure we should rely on the supernatural to tell
us though."
"Well, its all we have until the scan next week."
"True," Giles conceded, before leaning forward to kiss her lips.
"Do you need anything?" he asked when he had reluctantly withdrawn.
"No, I'm fine," Jenny assured him. "You better get back
to them. They'll be wondering where you went."
"I don't think
there's any possibility of that," Giles remarked. "When I left them,
Buffy and Angel were competing in the makeout Olympics, Willow was floating a
stake, Oz writing a song, Xander and Anya quarrelling, and Cordelia was trying
to wrestle a whiskey bottle from Doyle. I don't think they've even noticed I'm
not in the room any more."
"Anything to report?" Jenny
asked him.
"No, only one vampire all week apparently. If it had
not been marking assignments for all professors this week, I would have assumed
that they were too busy 'distracting' each other to worry about staking."
"Low vampire average has become the norm lately," Jenny recalled.
"I know, and there's nothing we can do about that yet,"
Giles added absently.
"Is Joyce in there?" His wife asked
him after a moment.
"No, she's working late at the museum, a new
shipment arrived this afternoon and she's got to catalogue it. I'll check in with
her later, see if there's any artefact which should be not be sold." He turned
to his wife. "Looking for advice?"
"Yeah."
"I'll ask Buffy if she can pass on the message before she and Angel
leave," Giles promised, just as the chaos in his living room upped a decibel,
causing him to sigh. "I better get back out there."
He turned
and exchanged another kiss with his wife before walking back into the living room.
Silently he surveyed the scene, noting its similarity to the one he had first
encountered when he had returned from making the tea, except a little more chaotic.
Stepping forward, he set about to get their attention once more.
Deftly,
he took the bottle out of Doyle and Cordelia's wrestling hands and set it down
on his writing desk. Then he picked up the floating stake, and unplugged Oz's
synthesiser. Then he walked over to Xander and Anya and calmly separated them,
before doing the same to Buffy and Angel.
"Right, I declare this
meeting of the Scooby gang over," he said when they were all looking at him,
albeit sheepishly once more. "You can all go home."
The gang
glanced at him, then at each other, then without a word rose up from their seats.
Silently they packed up their stuff and made their farewells.
"Sorry
Giles," Buffy apologised as she and Angel followed the rest of the gang out
into the night. "I'll try to make sure we're all a lot calmer next time."
"I'll hold you to that," Giles said with a smile.
"How's
Jenny?" Angel inquired.
"Her nausea seems to have subsided
for another night," Giles replied. "Buffy, could you see if your mother
has any suggestions?"
"Sure, I'll get her to call you tonight,"
Buffy promised. "Looking forward to fatherhood?"
"I
was, until tonight," Giles said with a smile to show that it was a joke.
"Well, I know you'll be brilliant at it," Buffy said. "Goodnight."
"Goodnight," Giles returned, before closing the door upon the
night.
The apartment was bathed in silence once more. Giles turned round and smiled as he saw something still standing on his desk. He walked over to it and picked the object up, before heading into kitchen to make himself some 'Irish' tea.
After the meeting, Willow and Oz returned to the Bronze, the latter going to fetch
drinks whilst the former found an empty table. Xander and Anya had followed them,
Xander because he needed to make sure the bar manager he had hired was working
out, and Anya because she was still quarrelling with Xander over something, the
nature of which Willow was puzzled about. Another thing she was also puzzled about
was Oz' absence from Psych that morning. For a while now he had been more stoic
than usual if such a thing was possible, choosing to spend time strumming his
guitar or rehearsing at the Bronze. Willow felt neglected, and confused, concerned
that their relationship was frizzling out. Her old inner demons were haunting
her; intelligence verses coolness. There were divisions in college between these
groups, she discovered, and she feared that while Oz managed to bridge the divide
on a regular basis, she was not so fortunately talented, her abilities belonging
to the more occult elements of college life.
"Hey," Oz greeted
her with at that moment, as he set two drinks down before them. "You got
a table."
"I had to kill a man," Willow uttered jokingly.
"Well, it's a really good table," Oz complimented in kind. He
sat down next to her, his eyes on the stage where the club's musical act for the
night was warming up.
"I copied out my notes for Psych since you
were so elsewhere this morning," Willow remarked, hoping to gain his attention.
"Thanks," Oz answered, but in a distracted tone.
"It's
really pretty simple stuff," Willow continued. "You know, just...."
she trailed off as she sensed a lack of interest. "What's the matter?"
Oz shrugged. "I dunno. I feel it's nothing."
Lights
abruptly lit up the lead vocalist on the stage, who put the microphone to her
mouth and began to sing. The words held a haunting melody to them, strangely hypnotic,
calling everyone who was in the nightclub to listen.
Willow glanced
at her companion, who was similarly entranced. Turning to the stage, she took
a proper look at the singer, puzzled as to why everyone, particularly her boyfriend,
were attracted to what she was carolling. The vocalist appeared to stare back
at their table, or rather the man sitting at it who was staring at her.
This
observation did not endear the song or the artist behind it to her, and Willow
tried to wrestle Oz's attention away from the stage. "We could go back to
your place. I could make you soup."
"No," Oz replied.
"That's okay I'm fine. Thanks."
"Do you know her?"
Willow asked him.
"Veruca?" Oz replied, answering indirectly
that he knew enough of her to know her name, if nothing else. "No. I know
their drummer. He's cool. I've never heard them play."
"Oh," Willow murmured, inwardly wondering if that was really why Oz was so fascinated by the artist's song. It was hard to deny that she and Veruca were not radically different from each other, and that Veruca held more interests with Oz, music the most obvious and important one. She had thought their activities over the summer with the slayerettes would deepen the relationship between her and Oz, as he became more involved in helping the slayer with the potential problems she would face on campus. Before he was a member of the group because she was, his skills unknown and therefore not required. During their final year of high school and the following summer his talents had become known to the group, and as a result he had become more involved, but now Willow was worried that this involvement had not strengthened the ties between them as much as she had hoped it would. She began to worry that the only thing keeping Oz with her was the calm acceptance of his werewolf state three nights a month. If he found someone else who did not fear that side of him, she could lose him altogether.
Buffy and Angel returned to the Mansion on Crawford street, their need for each
other sobered somewhat by Giles' concern over Jenny and their general behaviour
during the meeting, along with that of their friends. After their wedding in the
summer the two newly employed professors of mythology and computer sciences at
Sunnydale UCA settled into married life happily, deciding to start a family despite
the dangers from the hellmouth, and the occasional adolescent troubles they faced
from the slayer and her friends. Now her watcher- for despite their decision to
quit the Council over their refusal to cure Angel when he was shot by Faith, Buffy
still viewed him as such, -was trying to balance his commitments to her, his students
and the prospect of fatherhood. She could see why he was stressed out tonight,
and they had not exactly helped.
"Do you think we ought to lessen
the weekly meetings?" Buffy asked Angel as they walked inside the mansion
into the double height living area.
"Might be wise," Angel
agreed. "At least until Jenny is over her evening sickness. There is little
point in a meeting when there are no new demons or vampires stalking the hellmouth."
"True," Buffy agreed. "I still have my nightly patrols which
warn us of anything coming, as does Xander's side job."
"I
think that's what he and Anya were fighting about this evening," Angel remarked
from his seat beside her on the sofas.
"His job? I didn't realise
they were seriously involved already," Buffy commented. "She's only
been demon-less three weeks."
"I heard her asking him where
he went most nights," Angel explained.
"Oh," Buffy uttered.
"I thought you were preoccupied with my lips."
"I was,"
Angel replied with a smile which proved contagious. "There was also that
brief moment when you were talking to Giles before we left. I caught the tail
end of their argument on the way out. He has a talent for picking the unattainable
doesn't he?"
Buffy frowned. "How do you mean?"
"Well,
first you, then the most popular girl in school, now a former vengeance demon,"
Angel cited.
"Well, he never actually had me, but I see what you
mean," Buffy replied. "I hope it works out for him this time."
"Me too," Angel replied, causing Buffy to smile at him. "What?"
"It's just nice to see that the two of you have overcome your dislike
of each other," she explained.
"That dislike was born out
of jealousy," Angel reminded her. "We wanted your heart. Now, he's accepted
that you and I love each other, he's moved on to becoming my friend rather than
my enemy. It is still weird sometimes, I'll admit."
Buffy manoeuvred
herself on to his lap, causing his hands to wrap themselves around her, caressing
her back through her clothes. "Enough talking," she murmured, her tone
reminiscent on the time when they had spent the night making out as opposed to
hunting the Texan vampire siblings as they promised Giles. That night was over
a year ago, when he was unknowingly crippled by a happiness clause in his curse,
and they had no knowledge of the dreadful summer which was to come when they achieved
that perfect moment. Now time had passed, his curse was rendered unbreakable,
and half of his humanity had been received in return for how much he had done
to save the world. And they kisses could lead to places beyond, without the fear
that his soul would be lost.
Angel slid his hands to the fastenings of her clothes as their mouths opened to let their tongues engage in the traditional duel of foreplay. Buffy arched her back as he reversed the zip of her skirt, before shifting her hips in an sinuous dance over him, her hands moving from the fastenings of his shirt to the metal clasp of his trousers. He groaned when her hands slipped inside to stroke and caress, and returned the favour by letting his explore the expanse of soft skin underneath her top. Tenderly he slid them up her sides until they reached her bra, which he deftly unclasped before gliding his fingers underneath the confines to caress her now unrestrained breasts. Her nipples hardened under his touch, while sinuous dance intensified, until he was forced to seek satisfaction. Abruptly he stripped her of shirt and bra, tossing the garments to the floor, then his hands glided down her waist until they reached her skirt, whereupon he moved them to the place where her thighs rested upon him, seeking to remove her pants. Obligingly Buffy slowed her dance, raising her butt so he glide the garment down her body, until she had to stand up and toss the pants away with a flick of her foot. Reluctantly they tore their lips from each other before she rose to briefly tower above him, smiling as the evidence of his desire strained towards her, then all thought was forgotten as he pulled her back down and swiftly entered her.
"Where is our relationship going?" Anya asked Xander as they left the
Bronze.
Xander abruptly halted in shock. "Our what? Our who?"
"Relationship," Anya repeated. "What kind do we have. And
what is it progressing toward?"
"I ... Uh ... We have a relationship?
Is this what our fight was about during the meeting?" Xander felt at loss.
"Yeah," Anya replied. "And yes, we have a relationship.
We went to the party at Alpha Delta House."
"Yeah,"
Xander conceded. "On our one and only date. And the whole, you used to be
a man killing demon thing. Which to be fair, is as much my issue as it is yours."
"I can't stop thinking about you," Anya admitted. "Sometimes
in my dreams, you're all naked."
"Really," Xander mused,
trying appear cool. "You know if I'm in the checkout line at the Wal-Mart
I've had the same one."
"So I can assume a standing Friday
night date and a mutual recognition as the Alpha Delta party night as our dating
anniversary," Anya remarked. "I mean there are some parts of that night
I would like to forget, but we were on a date."
"Anya,"
Xander turned to her. "Slow down there. In fact, come to a screeching halt.
See these things kind of have to develop on their own."
His companion
frowned. "Okay. How?"
Now it was his turn to display some
confusion. "I don't know. I just - happens."
Anya nodded
before continuing to reveal her line of thought. "So, as you obviously don't
want a relationship with me and I can't get you out of my mind, I think the only
solution is sexual intercourse."
Xander halted in the midst of
his walking again. "What?"
"Sexual intercourse,"
Anya replied. "We have intercourse, at point the matter is brought to a conclusion
with both parties satisfied and able to move on with their separate lives and
interests. To sum up, I think it's a workable plan."
"So,
the crux of this plan is?" Xander sought to confirm.
Anya rolled
her eyes in exasperation. "Sexual intercourse. I've said it like a dozen
times."
"Uh, huh," Xander exhaled. "Just working
through a little hysterical deafness here."
"I think it's
the secret to getting you out of my mind," his companion continued. "Putting
you behind me. Behind me figuratively. I'm thinking face to face for the actual
event itself."
"Ah, right," Xander uttered, searching
for the right words. "It's just we hardly know each other. I mean I like
you. And you have a certain directness that I admire. But sexual interc- what
you're talking about, well -and I'm actually turning into a woman as I say this
-but it's about expressing something. And accepting consequences."
"Oh,
I have condoms," she informed him readily. "Some are black."
"That's... that's very considerate," Xander allowed, as the image
of them together started to conquer his more rational thought processes.
"I
like you," Anya confessed. "You're funny, and you're nicely shaped.
And frankly, it's ludicrous to have these interlocking bodies and not... interlock."
"So where do you suggest this takes place?" Xander asked her.
"I thought your place," Anya replied. "My landlady believes
I am an innocent and would prefer me to remain that way."
"Okay," Xander agreed before leading the way.
"So, I'm over you now," Anya decided as she rose from the bed after
the event.
Xander's arms halted mid-journey in a quest to embrace her.
"Um, Ok."
To his surprise she turned on him with a glare.
"Okay?!"
"Yeah..." he answered slowly, inwardly
wondering if he had just unwitting unleashed her desire for vengeance once more.
"How is that okay?" Anya asked him.
He sat up before
her. "I was trying to accept your wishes, be considerate."
"Oh,"
Anya exhaled, her anger dropping. "My wishes are that this continues."
Xander looked at her surprised. "Really?"
"Yes,"
she confirmed. "I thought interlocking would help me get you out of my mind,
but actually it has only worsened matters."
"So you think
we need to interlock more?" He asked her.
Anya smiled. "Yes."
"Okay then," Xander decided before pulling her into his arms to interlock some more.
The next morning, Buffy spent the morning with her angel before the couple parted
on the campus for their separate classes of the day. On her way she met up with
her best friend, who seemed preoccupied and sad, a stark contrast from herself.
"Will, what's wrong?" she asked her.
" 'My name's
Veruca,'" Willow mimicked mockingly. "'I'm in a band. I'm Oz, I'm in
a band too. Oh, and this is Willow. Oh, how fun and creepy. Groovy.' Buffy, have
you heard of this Veruca chick? Dresses like Faith, voice like an albatross."
"Can't say that I have," Buffy replied. "Was last night
really that bad?"
"No, just Oz seemed fascinated with her.
Wouldn't take his eyes off the stage."
"Have you asked him
about her?" Buffy inquired.
"Yeah, he says that he's never
met her."
"Well why don't you tell him how you feel?"
Buffy suggested.
"It won't come off as me sounding pathetic?"
Willow queried.
"Oz is a guy, Will," Buffy reminded her.
"Granted, he's more reserved than most of them, but he's still like them.
He probably hasn't noticed how much attention he's paying. I think if you tell
him, it'll soon change."
"I'll try," Willow decided.
"Meet for lunch?"
Buffy nodded as the bell rang for first class. "See you then."
"Is my drinking really that much of a problem for you?" Doyle asked
his companion as they ate their lunch together in his lecture room.
"No,"
Cordelia replied. "I just worry that you use it as Bracken medication and
for when you have your visions."
"Well, I do," he admitted.
"But that's obvious."
"And I think you have a dependency
on it which could prove dangerous," she added.
"My demon
half can handle it, Delia," Doyle assured her.
"How do you
know that?" Cordelia asked him. "Have you researched into the dual aspect
of your heritage?"
"No. Have you?" He countered.
"No," she replied. "But I've seen the affects of alcohol
abuse every time I spent the night at Xander's place. And I don't want it with
you. I care too much about you for that."
He smiled, touched at
her care. "I promise that I'll try and lessen my intake."
"Oh,
you'll do more than try," she remarked, before leaning forward to kiss him.
"I don't suppose that display was a demonstration of a reward system
which you had in mind for this promise?" he asked her.
"It
might be," Cordelia mused. "If you fulfil your promise."
Doyle
smiled. "This could prove an interesting arrangement."
"I'm
glad you think so," she replied.
She kissed him again, deepening
the embrace and lengthening the touch of their mouths until they were oblivious
to any outside sounds; the distant echo of chattering students, professors, animals,
demons for whom sunlight was not a potential injury. Oblivious to the more immediate
sounds outside the deserted lecture room, footsteps producing vibrations along
the floor as they wandered the halls of the campus building, some walking pass
without so much as a glance, others occasionally pausing briefly to witness one
of the scandals on campus before attending to their more important concerns. Oblivious
to the person who stopped and pushed the doors opens, entering the lecture room
and calling out to them in order to make her presence known.
"You
two planning on joining the rest of us?" Buffy asked with a grin.
Reluctantly Cordelia and Doyle parted to glare halfheartedly at the slayer, before gathering their stuff together, rising from their chairs and following their leader and friend out into the glorious sunshine.
The End.
To Be Continued In
A
Full Moon Rose High.
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