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I 
    Was Made TO Love You.
 The town above the hellmouth 
had settled into night long ago when a car rounded the corner into the main street. 
Inside the driver brought the vehicle to a halt by the sidewalk, before clicking 
off the auto-lock to allow his passenger to exit. The young woman leaned in through 
the open window on his side to thank him.
 
"Thank you for picking 
me up," she said. "I'm very grateful for the ride."
 
"You 
sure you want to get out here?" The driver asked her. "I mean, this 
place is kinda ..." he glanced around, unsure of what word to use without 
unduly scaring her. "What are you looking for in Sunnydale, anyway?" 
 
"True love," the woman replied before walking away.
 
The driver watched her for a while, making sure she was in no danger, then 
quietly drove way. He has places to go to, people to see.
 
As for the 
young woman, she continued to walk the streets, searching for the true love whom 
had accidentally left her behind.
 
She was certain she would find him soon.
 
"Willow's good at all that computer stuff, but me not so much," Tara 
remarked to her companion as they traversed the campus the next morning. "Do 
you really understand all that?" She asked curiously.
 
"Oh. 
Well, at first it was confusing," Anya confessed. "Just the idea of 
computers was like, 'whoa, I'm eleven hundred years old. I had trouble adjusting 
to the idea of Lutherans.'"
 
Tara nodded in semi-understanding. 
"I go online sometimes, but ... everyone's spelling is really bad, and it's 
... depressing."
 
"But you have to try online trading, it's 
great!" Anya argued. "The secret is avoiding the tech companies everyone 
was jumping on, and, and going with the smaller firms that supply the basic components." 
 
"Uh-huh," Tara nodded, mainly for empathy.
 
  
"Anyway, 
I took the money from working for Spike, and I tripled it," Anya continued.
 
"Tripled?" Tara queried. "Like, first money, then money, 
money, money?"
 
"Yes," the former vengeance demon confirmed. 
"I'm thinking about buying something very expensive. Maybe an antelope." 
 
"Hi," a young woman remarked to them suddenly, making them 
come to a halt and look at the newcomer before them.
 
"Hi," 
Anya returned.
 
"I'm looking for Warren," the woman informed 
them. "Do you know where Warren is? And if you do, could you tell me?"
 
"Um, I, don't think we know a Warren," Tara replied, while Anya 
shook her head. 
 
The young woman was not too disappointed. "Well, 
all righty, no harm in asking. Thanks!" She smiled them before walking away, 
heading to another student, seated on one of the benches, reading a newspaper.
 
"Hi, do you know Warren?" She asked. "I need to find him."
 
"Uh, sorry," the guy replied before the two slayerettes moved 
out of earshot.
 
"You, you can do all this stuff with a regular 
computer?" Tara asked.
 
Anya nodded. "I'll show you. You can also see the website I designed for the magic shop. Huge photo of me."
"You sure I should be here?"
 
Buffy 
glanced up at her boyfriend, a mixture of mild annoyance and mild bemusement crossing 
her features. "Angel, your perpetually youthful features make you look the 
same age as every other student here. Just because you're a professor doesn't 
mean you're banned from the dorm parties. Besides, I'm sure no one will recognise 
you."
 
Angel nodded, still gazing around the room 
in concern. Buffy sighed and yanked his hand, pulling his face level with her 
own, whereupon she kissed him thoroughly. By the time she stopped, he was looking 
at her with an entirely different expression.
 
"Ready 
to party?" She asked him.
 
"Depends what you 
had in mind." He smiled at her.
 
"Let's join 
the others," Buffy replied, "I want to chill for a few hours, then we 
can have the party you just suggested."
 
Angel smiled 
and let her lead him to the group of slayerettes congregated around the snacks.
 
"Look at these tiny grain patties," Anya remarked 
as she ate a Chex Mix. "They're woven. That's craftsmanship."
 
"They 
aren't hand-woven, you know," Xander informed her.
 
"Then 
how?" Anya asked.
 
"Well, it's a machine, and 
it's ... it sorta .. it presses," Xander replied distractedly, his attention 
caught by a strange young woman entering the room. "And there may be a mould 
of some sort ..." he trailed off to ask, "who's that?"
 
"Warren?" 
the young woman asked.
 
Unseen a guy looked up nervously, 
before quietly slipping away.
 
"Oh, that girl," 
Anya remarked. "Tara and I met her. She speaks with a strange evenness and 
selects her words a shade too precisely."
 
"Well, 
some of us like that kind of thing in a girl," Xander replied, smiling at 
her.
 
"Warren?" the young woman persisted.
 
The guy who nervously looked up before slipping away, now 
rejoined his date for the party, who was sitting with her friends, waiting for 
him to return.
 
"Hi, did you get me a drink?" 
She asked him.
 
"We gotta go, she's gonna see me," 
the guy replied.
 
"She who?" His date asked. 
"What's up, Warren?"
 
"It doesn't matter," 
Warren replied, anxious to escape. "Come on."
 
"Is 
Warren here?" the young woman continued to ask.
 
"I 
thought you were getting the crunchies," Willow asked as she joined Anya 
and Xander.
 
"Xander got hypnotised by the strange 
girl," Anya replied. "I am remaining calm, however."
 
"Uh-uh, 
no," Xander replied, unconvincingly. "I'm, right with you. You don't 
know what you're talking about." 
 
The young woman 
approached them. "I heard that Warren was here. Is Warren here?" 
 
"Um, Warren who?" Xander asked.
 
  
"He's 
... Warren." the woman replied. "And he's looking for me. He lost me." 
She walked over to another group of students. "Is Warren here?"
 
"It's that girl again," Tara murmured to Buffy and 
Angel. "Is she still looking for Warren? Weird, it's been like all day."
 
"There's something strange about her," Cordelia 
remarked. "She talks funny."
 
"Some men 
find that appealing," Anya said, echoing her still distracted boyfriend.
 
"I just hope she finds him," Tara added.
 
  
"Somehow 
I don't think a girl that looks like that's gonna be lonely for too long," 
Xander remarked.
 
"Definitely not," Spike added, 
causing Tara to frown. "Oh, not me, I was just saying, a pretty girl like 
that, there's always someone lurking around, looking for some action."
 
"Speaking of lurking," Buffy began, "I think 
one of us ought to talk to that girl," she looked at Spike.
 
The 
chipped vampire appeared insulted. "Why me?" He asked.
 
"Because 
you're the one who can tell if she's human," Buffy replied.
 
"So 
can Angel," Spike retorted.
 
"We need your style 
of attack," Buffy continued. "Angel's more discreet."
 
"Hey, 
I can do discreet," Spike assured her.
 
"Maybe 
you should, Angel," Tara said.
 
"You're right," 
Angel replied, and made to move, before Spike stopped him.
 
"Watch 
me," he remarked before heading towards her.
 
"Have 
you seen Warren?" the girl asked another student.
 
"No, 
sorry," the student replied before walking away.
 
"And 
who are you, darlin'?" Spike asked her.
 
"I'm 
April," the woman replied. "I'm looking for my fella."
 
"Maybe 
you just found him," Spike replied.
 
"Really?" 
April cried. "Where?"
 
Spike leaned in to whisper 
in her ear.
 
"Oh!" April gasped, before grabbing 
his shirt and lifting him over her head.
 
"Hey! Hey! 
Hey!" Spike cried, causing the party to come to a complete stop as everyone 
looked at them.
 
"That would be wrong," April remarked. "You are not my boyfriend!" She added before throwing him through a window, shattering the glass.
 
Spike rose up from the ground. "Bloody hell! You threw me through a window! 
What's that about?"
 
"You do not make those suggestions to 
me," April replied. "I have a boyfriend. Warren is my boyfriend."
 
"You know what?" Spike returned. "My bleeding sympathies 
to Warren." He turned and walked away, heading to a concerned Tara at the 
entrance of the dorms.
 
April turned round. "No one but Warren 
can touch me," she remarked before walking away through the crowds.
 
Buffy 
calmly intercepted her. "Excuse me. Hi. Um, uh, maybe you and I could talk. 
You know, 'cause, throwing Spike through a window," she paused, catching 
Angel's half-hidden smirk, "well, that's really good... um, but, you know, 
generally speaking-"
 
"Do you know my boyfriend?" April 
interrupted her.
 
"Okay. I think you need to take a second and 
stop looking for your boyfriend," Buffy suggested.
 
April grabbed 
her arms and flung her backwards. "I have to find him," she added, as 
Angel caught his soulmate, helping her up from the floor. 
 
"If I hurt you just now, I'm sorry," April apologised. "And I hope that your boyfriend will take good care of you," she added before walking away.
 
"Ow," Buffy groaned as she gently tested her injured arms a few moments 
later in the student lounge, where the slayerettes had called an emergency meeting. 
"I don't know about you guys, but I've had it with super-strong little women 
who aren't me."
 
"Well, at least she didn't do too much damage," 
Cordelia remarked.
 
"Are you kidding?" Xander queried. "Double-glazed 
windows ain't cheap. And the jamb needs to be completely repaired," he paused, 
coming to an internal revelation. "Oh dear god, I'm the grown up who sees 
the world through my job. I'm like my uncle Dave the plumber. I must be shunned."
 
"Happy to oblige, mate," Spike remarked.
 
  
"So, 
what do you guys think she is?" Buffy asked them. "I mean, this may 
sound nuts, but I kinda got the impression that she was a-"
 
"Robot," 
Tara finished, causing all of them to nod in agreement.
 
"Oh yeah, 
robot," Xander added.
 
Buffy sank into the sofa next to her boyfriend. 
"Yeah, I was gonna say robot. What do you think she wants?"
 
"Warren, 
whoever that is," Tara replied.
 
"It's gotta be the guy that 
built her," Xander added.
 
"It's an unusual name," Willow 
mused. "There's hardly any except ... Warren Beatty and, you know, President 
Harding. It's probably not either of them."
 
"Will, can you 
track down this guy with only a first name?" Buffy asked.
 
Her 
best friend nodded slowly. "Given enough time. I can get a list of the Sunnydale 
students named Warren tonight, but ... then we'll have to call them or go to their 
dorms, so we probably can't start narrowing it down till tomorrow."
 
"She 
could do a lot of damage by then," Anya remarked.
 
"She was 
looking for this Warren, but it didn't sound like she wanted to hurt him," 
Xander added. "She said he's her boyfriend."
 
"Okay. 
We'll track down Warren tomorrow," Buffy agreed. "Tonight, Angel and 
I better go rescue Giles. He's been watching Elita while we were out of the mansion, 
and I have a feeling there's only so much he can take."
 
"Oh, Giles and Elita?" Tara remarked. "I bet they ended up having a blast."
 
"Dear god, Buffy, there's only so much I can take," Giles declared to 
his daughter in all but blood and name when she and Angel returned to the mansion. 
"We're going to have to change the system. A fourteen-year-old's too old 
to be babysat, and it's not fair on her."
 
Angel smirked. "What'd 
she make you do?"
 
"Um, well, we listened to aggressively 
cheerful music sung by people chosen for their ability to dance," Giles replied, 
"Then we ate cookie dough and talked about boys."
 
Buffy laughed, 
until she caught his frown. "I'm sorry. I'm very very sorry, but if it makes 
you feel any better, my 'fun time Buffy party night' involved watching a robot 
throw Spike through a window, so if you wanna trade..." she paused, considering. 
"No ... wait ... I wouldn't give that memory up for anything." 
 
"I would, luv," Spike replied behind them.
 
  
"A 
robot?" Giles queried. "Sounds interesting."
 
"We're 
gonna work on it in the morning," Buffy replied. "You need to get back 
to your wife and my godson."
 
"I do," Giles agreed, before 
walking past them into the night. He halted briefly by his car before getting 
in. "Seriously, Buffy, we need a system with Elita."
 
"I know, Giles," Buffy sighed. "I'm just not sure what will work."
 
"Yeah? What?" A guy asked wearily as he opened his front door across 
town.
 
April beamed at him. "Hi! Does Warren live here?"
 
The guy frowned. "What the hell - what are you doing, it's three-thirty 
am!"
 
"Yes, it is!" April replied, still smiling. "Does 
Warren live here?" 
 
The guy glared at her, then slammed the door 
in her face. 
 
"Okay then," April replied to the wooden barrier 
before walking away. "Bye."
 
She left the drive and walked to the next house to continue her enquiries.
 
"And you're certain she was a robot?" Giles asked in the more reasonable 
morning hours later at the Magic Box.
 
"Absolutely," Buffy 
replied.
 
"No blood in her at all," Spike added.
 
  
"She 
was looking for someone named Warren," Anya continued.
 
"Willow's 
already checked the Sunnydale enrolment," Buffy informed her watcher.
 
"And got nothing," her best friend replied. "I found one 
Warren, but he moved out of the country a year ago. I'm checking nearby schools." 
 
"Whoever he is, he knows his stuff," Xander remarked. "That 
girl, well... that was a nice-looking girl."
 
"It's okay for 
him to say that, 'cause I know that he really loves me only," Anya said.
 
Willow tapped a few more keys on her laptop. "Hey! I think I found 
him. A Warren Mears. He went to Sunnydale High with us for a semester, and then 
he went to the tech college over in Dutton. I've got a local address where his 
folks still live." 
 
"He's probably home for spring break," 
Oz deduced.
 
"Well, I'll go talk to him," Buffy decided, taking 
the address from Willow.
 
"No, wait, we don't know what you're 
walking into," Giles warned her. "We have no idea what his motive is 
for building this thing."
 
"She's a sexbot," Xander decided. 
"I mean, what guy doesn't dream about that? Beautiful girl with ... no other 
thought but to please you ... willing to do anything..."
 
"Why 
would anyone do that if they could have a real live person?" Anya asked.
 
"Maybe he couldn't," Oz replied. "Find a real person."
 
"Oh, come on," Buffy protested. "The guy's just a big wedge 
of sleaze, don't make excuses for him."
 
"I'm not," Oz replied. "I just think if he's this lonely, it's very sad."
 
Across town, Warren's girlfriend watched him pack, confused as to why he was in 
such a hurry to leave. 
 
"But we just got here," she protested. 
"If you don't wanna be here, why didn't we just stay in Dutton? Or we could 
have gone to my sister's."
 
"Katrina, I don't wanna hear about 
your sister's place again," Warren replied. "Pack your stuff now."
 
"Why the rush?" Katrina persisted. "It's real early. Are 
we even gonna say goodbye to your mom?"
 
"Uh, you can call 
her," Warren decided hurriedly.
 
"Warren. Is something going 
on you don't want me to see?" Katrina asked him. 
 
"Katrina, 
um, if you don't wanna pack, that's fine. We can buy new stuff. Now let's just 
go!" He grabbed his bag and her hand, heading for the door.
 
He 
opened the object just in time to find a unknown blonde woman, her hand raised 
to knock, standing outside. 
 
"I have to talk to you," she 
informed him. 
 
Katrina frowned. "Who's this?"
 
  
"Is 
this about her?" Warren guessed.
 
"Yes," the blonde replied.
 
"Her who?" Katrina asked. "Warren, something's going on 
here. Strange girls..."
 
"Katrina," Warren interrupted, 
"please be quiet, okay, this is important. Wait in the kitchen."
 
"And I'm not important?" Katrina retorted. "Warren, just 
tell her to go away."
 
"I can't," Warren replied.
 
"You're keeping secrets from me," Katrina realised. "Other 
girls, and who knows what else?"
 
Warren sighed. "Trina, shut 
up."
 
"That's it," Katrina replied. "Forget it, 
Warren. I'm gone." She walked past the blonde, down the street and away.
 
"No, Katrina! Ahhh...." Warren sighed before stepping back to 
let the blonde inside.
 
"My name is Buffy Summers," she informed 
him. "We were at Sunnydale High together. Do you know who I am?"
 
"Yes, I know," Warren replied. "Um, April, did she hurt 
someone?"
 
"Not yet," Buffy replied.
 
  
"She's 
looking for me," Warren revealed. "You know, uh, she followed me here."
 
Buffy nodded. "Okay, kind of figured that out."
 
  
Warren 
shook his head. "No, no, there's more. Uh, there's something you need to 
know about her."
 
"I know," Buffy replied. 
 
  
"No, 
wait, this is important," Warren added.
 
"Believe me, I worked 
it out," Buffy tried to assure him.
 
"No, this is something, 
uh, that you can't possibly know." Warren took a deep breath. "She's 
a robot."
 
"Uh-huh," Buffy replied.
 
"I'm looking for my boyfriend Warren," April announced to the customers 
and staff of the Expresso Pump.
 
"What?" One asked.
 
  
"He 
comes from here and I need him," April replied. "But ... it's confusing, 
and I've already walked a really long way. I'm sure he's nearby."
 
"Oh, 
Warren!" The guy cried. "You're looking for Warren?"
 
April's 
face brightened. "Yes! Do you know him? Do you know where he is?"
 
"Man, let me think," the guy mused.
 
  
"Please think," 
April urged him.
 
"Geez, this is too bad, you, you just missed 
him," the guy remarked.
 
"Yes? Where did he go?" April 
asked.
 
"Warren? Uh, he headed out." the guy pointed in a 
random direction. "Uh, that way. Hurry, you might catch him."
 
"Oh, 
thank you," April answered. "I was getting very tired. Thank you."
 
The guy and his companion watched her hurry away. 
 
  
"Who's 
Warren?" the former asked.
 
"Hell if I know," the guy replied, causing mutual amusement.
 
At Warren's house, Buffy was listening to April's creature with empathy.
 
"They're 
not talking to you, you're not getting dates ... you start thinking, 'hey, this 
isn't fair.'"
 
Warren nodded. "Yeah, I mean, I felt like I 
deserved to have someone. You know, I mean, everyone deserves to have someone." 
 
"So naturally you turned to manufacturing," Buffy added.
 
"Kinda," Warren confirmed.
 
  
"And how long did 
it take to build yourself that little toy?" Buffy asked.
 
"Oh, 
no, she's not a toy," Warren replied. "I mean, I know what you're thinking, 
but she's more than that."
 
"I'm sure she has many exciting 
labour-saving attachments," Buffy remarked sarcastically. 
 
"No, 
I made her to love me," Warren replied. "I mean, she cares about what 
I care about, and she wants to be with me. She listens to me and supports me. 
I didn't make a toy. I made a girlfriend."
 
"A girlfriend," 
Buffy echoed. "Are you saying ... are you in love with her?"
 
Warren 
sighed. "I really thought I would be. I mean, she's perfect. I don't know, 
I ... I guess it was too easy. And predictable. You know, she got boring. She 
was exactly what I wanted, and I didn't want her. I thought I was going crazy."
 
Buffy rolled her eyes. "Really? You?"
 
  
"Then something 
happened," Warren continued. "Katrina, was in my engineering seminar, 
and she was really funny and cool. You know, she was always giving me a hard time, 
real ... unpredictable. She builds these little model monorails that run with 
magnets, and ... Anyway. I fell in love with Katrina."
 
"Swell," 
Buffy mused. "Romance and magnetic trains. But first you decided to take 
April out of the box, play with her for five minutes, and then what? You got bored, 
decided to dump her, tell her to go away?" 
 
"Kinda," 
Warren confirmed.
 
"And she got mad. She didn't go, huh?" 
Buffy guessed.
 
"Okay, I didn't really dump her, as much as I, 
uh, went out, and, uh, didn't come back," Warren confessed. "I left 
her, I ... left her in my dorm room." 
 
"You left her in your 
dorm room?!" Buffy cried incredulously.
"Well, I figured I 
could just kinda get away until her batteries gave out," Warren replied. 
"Which should have been days ago."
 
"Did you even tell 
her?" Buffy asked. "I mean, did you even give her a chance to fix what 
was wrong?"
 
"I didn't need to fix anything," Warren 
protested. "I mean, her batteries were supposed to run down. Really, they 
should be completely dead by now."
 
"So why aren't they?" 
Buffy asked him.
 
"I don't know," Warren answered. "I 
mean, maybe ... uh, she must be recharging them somehow."
 
Buffy 
looked at him. "Warren, this is important. Is she dangerous?"
 
He 
shook his head. "She's only programmed to be in love."
 
"Then 
she's dangerous," Buffy realised. "Do you have any idea how to find 
her?"
 
"Well, she's looking for me, so my guess is she's probably pretty close," Warren speculated.
 
April was indeed nearby, infact, she ran into Katrina. 
 
"Hi!" 
She cried. "Do you know where Warren is? I need to get to Warren."
 
"This is getting insane, how many of you are there?" Katrina 
asked her.
 
"There's only me. April."
 
  
"April. 
Fine. Listen up, April. Warren is my boyfriend. Mine. And you others probably 
oughta figure that out."
 
April grabbed her arm. 
 
  
"Ow. 
Ow! Let go!" Katrina cried.
 
"Don't go," April commanded. 
"You have to stay and tell the truth." She pulled Katrina towards her, 
turning her around to wrap her arms around her, pinning Katrina's to her side. 
She locked her hands over Katrina's stomach and squeezed, making her gasp for 
air.
 
"You're lying," April remarked. "He cannot be your 
boyfriend. Say that he's my boyfriend."
 
"I can't ... I can't 
breathe. Let go!" Katrina pleaded.
 
"You have to stop lying," April continued.
 
"April! April, are you there?" Warren called out as he and Buffy walked 
up the street from his house in search of her. "If the batteries are still 
working and she hears my voice, then ... she'll answer," Warren explained.
 
"She's voice-activated?" Buffy asked.
 
  
"Well, 
I made it so that if she heard me and she didn't answer, it causes this kind of 
feedback," Warren replied.
 
"Wait, if you call her and she 
doesn't answer, it hurts her?" Buffy sought to confirm. "You' re one 
creepy little dweeb, Warren."
 
"April!" Warren cried 
out.
 
"Warren!" She answered.
 
  
Buffy and he came 
to a shocked halt as they took in the sight before them; April holding Katrina 
by the neck.
 
"April," Warren gasped.
 
  
"Where 
have you been?" April asked. "I couldn't find you, and this girl kept 
lying to me, and ... then she went to sleep."
 
"April, what 
did you do?" Warren asked her.
 
"Please don't be angry, Warren," 
April replied. "I'm trying very hard to make you happy."
 
"April," 
Buffy said. "I want you to put the girl down."
 
"Warren? 
What should I do?" April asked.
 
Buffy turned to the hesitant boy. 
"Talk to her!"
 
"Pu-put her down!" Warren cried.
 
"Okay," April complied.
 
  
"This is Buffy," 
Warren informed her. "Give Katrina to Buffy."
 
April handed 
the girl to Buffy, who carefully laid her on a nearby bench, checking her neck 
for a pulse. 
 
"Is she broken?" April asked.
 
  
"She's 
alive," Buffy replied with relief.
 
"Warren, honey, what's 
going on?" April asked him. "Why did you go away? Is it a game?"
 
Warren shook his head. "No. No, this isn't a game."
 
  
"Did 
I do something wrong?" April asked. "I waited a long time and you never 
came back. A long time. I made you five sweaters."
 
Warren leapt 
on that mark of achievement. "That's great, you could go back and get them. 
So you could wait there, and-"
 
"Warren!" Buffy cried 
as she cradled Katrina's head in her lap, making him look at them. "You have 
to tell her. And do it right." 
 
"What is she saying, Warren? 
What do you need to tell me?"
 
"April, I made a mistake," 
Warren continued.
 
April laughed. "You can't make mistakes."
 
"No, I did," Warren persisted. "I thought that I made you 
everything that I wanted, but it wasn't really what I wanted. I'm sorry, but it's 
over."
 
"But ... I can be whatever you want," April argued. 
"I love you. I'll do whatever you want. Would you like a neck rub?"
 
"No. See, I know that you love me, but the truth is, I can't love 
you. I mean, it's not your fault, but... I don't love you." Rapidly, Warren 
moved so April could see Buffy and Katrina. "I love her!"
 
April 
growled.
 
Buffy frowned. "She growls? You made her so she growls?"
 
"Well..." Warren began, before backing away.
 
  
Buffy 
turned to April, who grabbed her and flung her away. She rose from the grass she 
landed on, watching her opponent as she snapped off a piece of the seesaw nearby. 
She approached Buffy, swinging the wood at her. Slayer reflexes in control, she 
took hold of the weapon, causing them to wrestle for sovereignty. Buffy kicked 
her in the stomach, causing April to stumble backwards, clutching the bench for 
support.
 
Buffy aimed the wood at her opponent, but April dodged the 
hit, and the it impacted on the bench instead, causing Katrina to wake up. Buffy 
swung again, this time managing to hit April, tearing away her dress, exposing 
the complex machinery beneath her synthetic skin.
 
"What's going 
on?" Katrina asked.
 
"No, no, Trina- Get away," Warren 
urged.
 
Buffy swung the wood at April again, but she grabbed the weapon, 
pulling it out of the slayer's hands, tossing it away before punching her. Buffy 
turned the force of the punch to her advantage, executing a back flip before dodging 
another punch to land one on April.
 
Katrina stared at the girl in sudden 
understanding. "What is ... what ... that's a robot!"
 
"She 
wasn't just for sex," Warren hurriedly replied.
 
"Is that 
... is that your ex-girlfriend?" Katrina asked him." He turned her, 
ready to reply, but she cut him off. "No, get the hell away from me!"
 
Warren followed her. "No, no, no, Trina, no, Trina, wait..."
 
Buffy kicked April into the sand next to the swings, before grabbing the 
chain supports of one to hit her opponent with it. 
 
April grabbed her 
by the throat, lifting her into the sky. "You took my man. I'm going to kill 
you. I'm going to ..." she paused suddenly, "I can't, I can't crush! 
So ... tired." She let go of Buffy, staring at her hand. "Warren? Where 
are you? What's happening to me?"
 
Buffy slowly recovered. Gently 
she took April's hand. "You're running out of power," she informed her. 
"Do you know what that means?"
 
April nodded.
 
  
"Let's 
sit," Buffy suggested. indicating the swings. "Can you cry?" she 
asked her curiously. "Sometimes I feel better when I cry. But ... there might 
be rust issues."
 
April leaned against the chain support for the 
swing as she replied. "Crying is blackmail. Good girlfriends don't cry."
 
"Oh," Buffy replied, unsure what to say to that.
 
  
"I 
rechecked everything," April remarked. "I did everything I was supposed 
to do. I was a good girlfriend."
 
"I'm sure you were," 
Buffy uttered consolingly.
 
"I'm only supposed to love him," 
April added. "If I can't do that, what am I for? What do I exist for?"
 
"I don't know," Buffy answered honestly. "It isn't fair. 
He wasn't fair to you."
 
April glanced at the brightly sunny day 
surrounding them. "It's getting dark," she murmured. "It's so early 
to be dark."
 
"Yeah," Buffy replied sadly.
 
  
"What 
if he comes back and he can't find me in the dark?" April asked her.
 
"I'm here. I'll make sure that he finds you," Buffy promised.
 
April smiled in sudden thought. "Maybe this is a girlfriend test. 
If I wait here patiently this time, he'll come back."
 
Buffy decided 
to comfort her as best she could. "I'm sure he will. And he'll ... he'll 
tell you how sorry he is. You know, he told me ... how proud he was of you and 
... how impressed he was with how much you loved him and how you tried to help 
him. He didn't mean to hurt you."
 
"He's going to take me 
home, and things will be right again," April decided.
 
Buffy nodded. 
"It'll be fine."
 
"When things are sad," April's 
speech pattern began to slow, "you just have to be patient. Because ... because 
every ... cloud has a silver lining. And ... when life ... gives you lemons ... 
make ... lemonade." 
 
"Clouds and lemonade, huh?" Buffy 
mused.
 
"Yes. And ... and ... things are ... always ... darkest 
... before...." she froze, a sort of peaceful smile fixed on her face.
 
Buffy watched her before turning to glance at the road, as a familiar car 
pulled up outside the playground. She watched her soulmate climb out of the vehicle 
and make his way over to them.
 
"How was she?" Angel asked 
her as he came to a halt by his beloved.
 
"Sad," Buffy replied. "She devoted everything to making this one person happy. And then it was like, with him gone, there was just ... no reason for her to exist any more." She sighed, rising from the swing to wrap her arms around him, seeking comfort. "In many ways, she was just a normal girl."
The 
End
To Be Continued In
Pavlof's 
Bell.
© Danielle Harwood-Atkinson 2021. All rights reserved.